wiry jack
wiryjack.bsky.social
wiry jack
@wiryjack.bsky.social
You will end up burgling a home with very good loft insulation and some very surprised occupants.
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Trial by jury...
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just saying the last thing again, but worsely.

Dunno, it feels bad.
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Of course! I'm guilty once again of being too literal.
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's always bugged me he got that backwards. (Even though it's probably more effective his way.)
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Or David Thewlis?
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I was pleased when I found out 'daktari' is Swahili for doctor.
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think it's done on purpose in ads to irritate you into noticing them. (Not sure time spent analysing why the rhythm is wrong equates to time absorbing the ad's message, though.)
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fall fan.
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It's only a matter of time!
September 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Nor should it. Do you need a bass player?
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Most of the instruments in that skip aren't trumpets.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is why the Boys left town. But they'll be back.
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Some of us do these things, some of us do not do these things. Some of us call dinner or supper 'tea.' To summarise the complicated British variations on what meals are called what take a long, long thread.
We do disrespect lunch, though, no argument there.
August 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
That was a great goal. I'm glad someone got it on film.
August 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I met him a couple of times in Brixton in the 80s, he used to work for Wholesome Trucking.
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I went one year. His handlers sold me a 'lucky' burr for a fiver. Everything's gone right for me ever since.
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
'A pilot is closer to God.'
July 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I would venture to say that the majority of 400 page novels could be edited down to incredibly good 250 page novels.
July 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Me too. 76-82. 'Is this what we fought in the punk wars for?'
June 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Love Lightnin'. The eternal rebuke to those who think the blues should have twelve bars.
June 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The wheely case: an incredible boon for the user, a massive hassle for everyone else.
June 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Giant under the snow was a favourite when I was a kid.
June 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I hate to see a bandwagon rolling past that I can't jump on.
May 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM