wise
@wise-rhino.bsky.social
I am still human, despite all my perfections
no one told me when I got a shunt put in my brain I'd be able to HEAR IT WORKING??? absolutely fucking insane shit
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
no one told me when I got a shunt put in my brain I'd be able to HEAR IT WORKING??? absolutely fucking insane shit
just wondered to myself "man why does my head hurt so bad" as though I didn't have BRAIN SURGERY two days ago?? they said they wouldn't let me get a lobotomy while I was already under but it seems they lied 💔
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
just wondered to myself "man why does my head hurt so bad" as though I didn't have BRAIN SURGERY two days ago?? they said they wouldn't let me get a lobotomy while I was already under but it seems they lied 💔
I need a bitch w a septum ring to tell me what planet is making me so goddamn hungry all the time
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need a bitch w a septum ring to tell me what planet is making me so goddamn hungry all the time
currently craving the love and energy of my father (gluten)
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
currently craving the love and energy of my father (gluten)
no one in the discord call is laughing at my jokes my talents are fucking wasted here
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
no one in the discord call is laughing at my jokes my talents are fucking wasted here
thank god my partner and I aren't orthodox jews because I,.,,, mmmhammmmmm 🤤
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
thank god my partner and I aren't orthodox jews because I,.,,, mmmhammmmmm 🤤
I love when I see big pieces of onion in my food. that means I get to eat onion 🤤
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love when I see big pieces of onion in my food. that means I get to eat onion 🤤
my favorite part of consuming an icee is getting to take that godforsaken bubble lid off
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
my favorite part of consuming an icee is getting to take that godforsaken bubble lid off
growing up with food allergies is awesome because when I was in high school someone offered me a weed brownie and tried to make fun of me for not wanting to take the drugs but they must have already had one of their own because I had to explain like 4 times I was refusing because of my dairy allergy
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
growing up with food allergies is awesome because when I was in high school someone offered me a weed brownie and tried to make fun of me for not wanting to take the drugs but they must have already had one of their own because I had to explain like 4 times I was refusing because of my dairy allergy
pro tip: interrogate your friends for whom English is not their first language and make them try to explain super niche grammar and diction rules about their native language
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
pro tip: interrogate your friends for whom English is not their first language and make them try to explain super niche grammar and diction rules about their native language
do you guys think doing English on duolingo with a Tagalog interface will teach me Tagalog. so far I know how to say hello! and sugar or milk?
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
do you guys think doing English on duolingo with a Tagalog interface will teach me Tagalog. so far I know how to say hello! and sugar or milk?
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i made this to make my friends angry at me
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i made this to make my friends angry at me
guys hear me out: crack rocks. crushed into a semi-fine powder. put into a cotton candy machine.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
guys hear me out: crack rocks. crushed into a semi-fine powder. put into a cotton candy machine.
"no one wants to work anymore" this u?
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"no one wants to work anymore" this u?
not to fucking carbon date myself but my lovely partner had his entire music library on shuffle in the car and I fucking id'd a mumford and sons song in approx 4.2 seconds. is that better or worse than clocking fantasy by fuckign LUDACRIS in actually two notes
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
not to fucking carbon date myself but my lovely partner had his entire music library on shuffle in the car and I fucking id'd a mumford and sons song in approx 4.2 seconds. is that better or worse than clocking fantasy by fuckign LUDACRIS in actually two notes
guys this is gonna sound like a stupid question but when you get a brain freeze, where do you normally feel it
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
guys this is gonna sound like a stupid question but when you get a brain freeze, where do you normally feel it
I love my therapist. I pretended to gaslight her today and she laughed like it was the funniest shit she'd ever heard. I love a captive and engaged audience
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I love my therapist. I pretended to gaslight her today and she laughed like it was the funniest shit she'd ever heard. I love a captive and engaged audience
jarvis, make the water I drink come out of my piss hole instead of my asshole
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
jarvis, make the water I drink come out of my piss hole instead of my asshole
reblogged a supernatural gifset on tumblr dot com AND dick cheney is dead nature is healing
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
reblogged a supernatural gifset on tumblr dot com AND dick cheney is dead nature is healing
did you guys know the inside of your bladder can be itchy
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
did you guys know the inside of your bladder can be itchy
I wish I had started a youtube channel in 2006 instead of being 8 years old
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I wish I had started a youtube channel in 2006 instead of being 8 years old
days without a seizure: zero :(
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
days without a seizure: zero :(
just spent four days in the hospital getting a liter of water pumped into my veins every hour and unfortunately my skin looks incredible now so maybe there's some merit to the "drink a bunch of water to clear your skin" school of thought
October 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
just spent four days in the hospital getting a liter of water pumped into my veins every hour and unfortunately my skin looks incredible now so maybe there's some merit to the "drink a bunch of water to clear your skin" school of thought
can't believe the current administration thinks my mom caused my autism by taking tylenol while she was pregnant with me. everyone knows she caused it by being an autistic woman and having children with a man who definitely has Something going on up there
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
can't believe the current administration thinks my mom caused my autism by taking tylenol while she was pregnant with me. everyone knows she caused it by being an autistic woman and having children with a man who definitely has Something going on up there