(Do people still say “get laid”? Did gay guys ever say it, or just me?)

Same with most celeb rapists and sex offenders—Harvey Weinstein, Louis CK, T—-p, Epstein himself, on and on—just a fucking huge dog pound ranging from plain old ugly to ultra-hideous.

My brother posts photos of his guitars and even the fancy new wall mounts he bought to display them. He does not mention that he doesn’t play guitar.

"A bottle of house plonk, please."

But what would I do in my spare time?

This is an understandable stress relief response. I was oddly horny at times when my beloved parent was terminally ill. In between my intensely stressful caregiving shifts, I was gettin’ it on.

I shag a lot of people in their homes but I don’t know any of their wi-fi passwords. Are you taking breaks from shagging to check e-mail?

The Daddy thing has recently become so prevalent in the gay kink world that I've had to put "I'm nobody's daddy" and "don't call me daddy" in my dating profiles to ward off the hordes of 20-something seekers.

People use Threads?