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witchcraftdeer.bsky.social
Cera
@witchcraftdeer.bsky.social
Hobby artist, aspiring game dev, writer, hooker, acolyte of anatomy

Your weird aunt who's kinda cool but mostly weird.

Crochet acct: witchcraftcrochet.bsky.social
Tip jar and commissions: https://ko-fi.com/witchcraftdeer
I got a notif about someone becoming addicted to ambrosia and I was confused bc I forbade all drugs?? but turns out none of that applies to animals, who will eat literally whatever is available.
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I once witnessed someone writing their ocXnpc where the npc got INSANELY jealous that oc was speaking to another man, then was relieved that it turned out to be her family member and I'm like. Girl is this all you know?
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Also i do not have Handmade OOAK dice money
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Husband: I know more about how to play Mahjong than Rummy. I've never played Rummy.
Me: It's a bit like Mahjong. *explains the rules*
Husband: Oh, it is a bit like Mahjong.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
B is for 🅱️USTING
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When someone serves cunt so hard that everyone in a 25-ft radius needs to be airlifted to the ER for cunt force trauma treatment
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
fuck it. growth vat and ivf
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Clearly he thinks we work at nintender and have access to unreleased technology
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That looks amazing! Your work rocks
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sleep Token lyrics go hard af but i ESPECIALLY love the rap portions of this song
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I haven't kept up with it but I remember how awesome and haunting the intro was when I first saw it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
compromising by loading the dishwasher instead while waiting for the kettle to boil so I can make myself some tea because I'm cold AND THEN watching a blender tutorial while crocheting and taking notes
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
They each got one of their mommy's beauty marks 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was considered (and then hired) for my job bc the boss CONSTANTLY gets shittily written emails and messages so when she finally saw something coherent she was like "oh this is a real person that I can actually hire"
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
divine belly 🌌
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Horse Life seems to be doing something like this but it's a survival sim and the horses seem to have stuck their tongues in electrical sockets........
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM