Witch Hilda
@witchhilda.bsky.social
Apostate, political junkie, hedge witch. Here to listen, looking for laughs.
My absolute favorite part of December is the pork tamale cart at the H-E-B. You can get them anywhere in Houston of course but the HEB ones rock
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My absolute favorite part of December is the pork tamale cart at the H-E-B. You can get them anywhere in Houston of course but the HEB ones rock
Well duh. We’ve been saying this for years, literally Chip. Read a freaking newspaper buddy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well duh. We’ve been saying this for years, literally Chip. Read a freaking newspaper buddy.
But they recorded in Alvin Texas. Right down the road from me 😊
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
But they recorded in Alvin Texas. Right down the road from me 😊
Benedictine came to recruit my kid. That recruiter told me he “was on vacation when it (the offensive speech) happened “. Long story short, my kid doesn’t play football there.
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Benedictine came to recruit my kid. That recruiter told me he “was on vacation when it (the offensive speech) happened “. Long story short, my kid doesn’t play football there.
How does she not speak English after living here so many years? And why would they have her, of all people reading to children?
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How does she not speak English after living here so many years? And why would they have her, of all people reading to children?
WTF? Also this ho has lived here for years. How does she not even speak freaking English? I was 4 years in Spain and my Spanish was 10X better than this.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
WTF? Also this ho has lived here for years. How does she not even speak freaking English? I was 4 years in Spain and my Spanish was 10X better than this.
That’s a great drink for Krampusnacht !
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That’s a great drink for Krampusnacht !
You are way tougher than I!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You are way tougher than I!!!
It’s about 60 in Houston and I think I am going to freeze to death! I cannot imagine!
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s about 60 in Houston and I think I am going to freeze to death! I cannot imagine!
I work for a bank and just did my mandatory occupancy fraud training we do annually. I was think of this the whole time!
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I work for a bank and just did my mandatory occupancy fraud training we do annually. I was think of this the whole time!
It’s true about the giants though. Lost them at 7 and 8.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s true about the giants though. Lost them at 7 and 8.
Oh and if you really wanna hex someone goofer dust is not subject to tariffs!
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh and if you really wanna hex someone goofer dust is not subject to tariffs!
lol holy shit!!! No I liked my boss and this just happened in October so I’m still freaked out. It’s all I think of when trump is passed out in meetings 😬
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
lol holy shit!!! No I liked my boss and this just happened in October so I’m still freaked out. It’s all I think of when trump is passed out in meetings 😬
We took our 19 yr old to his farewell tour date in Houston. It Was amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We took our 19 yr old to his farewell tour date in Houston. It Was amazing.
I dunno yall…for like a month my boss kept complaining that he was exhausted and just needed a nap. One Monday I walked in to find him dead on the office floor. I just don’t think he’s well at all
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dunno yall…for like a month my boss kept complaining that he was exhausted and just needed a nap. One Monday I walked in to find him dead on the office floor. I just don’t think he’s well at all
It’s how I got through menopause 🤷♀️
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s how I got through menopause 🤷♀️
i don’t even make the crust 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i don’t even make the crust 🤷♀️