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jess
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What in the fresh hell is this
Yeah, it sucks ass. 😟
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
2) In 2001, when my startup had a very legal MP3 server (powered by internal staff contributions that were 100% never pirated 😏) powering our hold music using Winamp on shuffle. In the days just post 9/11, we got so many complaints about that song playing that we had to take it out of the server. 🤡
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
1) Memorizing the lyrics by recording it from the radio and then rewinding it over and over, writing them down to commit them to memory
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This will make sense one day.
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM