I, who have not listened to Lily Allen since 2011: WEST END GIIIRLLLL

I hope Maureen from Center Stage got the treatment she needed and not just a dusty chef boyfriend. I mean he was fine but I don’t really trust him

When my 3 yr old daughter is having a meltdown I turn into her secretary.

“Please don’t speak to her. She does not wish to be disturbed.”

Like it’s cool that Newsome is mean to Trump on the Internet and all but where Is the action? Where are the vast resources of California being sent to combat the abduction and trauma of kids and families?

And if you don’t trust the cops to do it (fair) where are the other state employees? Where is the ICE Watch made up of school bus drivers and postal service workers? Why aren’t we employing people to stand guard outside schools and hospitals with whistle and livestream cameras?

Like man where are the National Guard deployments sent to defend state citizens from being kidnapped by unidentified thugs in masks? Where are the checkpoints stopping ICE vehicles? Why aren’t there state police following these fuckers around with bullhorns warning the public?

Do you know how much sick shit Pritzker and Newsome could do if they didn’t want to run for President? So fucking lame to remember all the time that all the cool hijinks are performative

So I have a theory that everyone has one secret magical power they may not even recognize but this also means everyone has one secret curse and mine is that I simply do not exist to any automated faucet

Am I the Shadow Self? Or is my LinkedIn profile the shadow? Only one of us can be conscious

I’m in a hard place because on the one hand its embarassing to be in one of those American families who insists they are Irish but on the other hand, being called Ciara I feel like I’m entitled to something. I did my time

Seriously I keep reading critiques of the concept of the AI actress and how she has no lived experience, no depth of human emotion from which to draw, no perspective, nothing to say - I cannot emphasize enough how much that is the point, the fantasy, for many, many people

i went to get a smoothie from a hippie store and having lived in Santa Cruz for a long time I am very accustomed to nice hippies and i was heretofore unaware that there is another kind

it surprises me zero percent that the first notable AI actor is a young woman. Hollywood has been trying to solve the problem of women’s humanity since its inception