bitch ♡ I got a mullet to bring my snakey self into the new year, coming in all queer and muscle-y ☆ let's go....now where is my lexapro?
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
bitch ♡ I got a mullet to bring my snakey self into the new year, coming in all queer and muscle-y ☆ let's go....now where is my lexapro?
What's in the time capsule my teacher made us add to? I was supposed to graduate as a Wildcat and receive it with my diploma, a little extra prize for surviving capitalist education. But we moved? And my parents phone numbers changed? And my little thing has been forgotten!
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What's in the time capsule my teacher made us add to? I was supposed to graduate as a Wildcat and receive it with my diploma, a little extra prize for surviving capitalist education. But we moved? And my parents phone numbers changed? And my little thing has been forgotten!
B L E A K
HAVING A BREAKDOWN
B L E A K
WATCH ME GO NOW
B L E A K
WANNA SEE SOMETHING?
B L E A K
TOO FUCKING BAD!
HAVING A BREAKDOWN
B L E A K
WATCH ME GO NOW
B L E A K
WANNA SEE SOMETHING?
B L E A K
TOO FUCKING BAD!
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
B L E A K
HAVING A BREAKDOWN
B L E A K
WATCH ME GO NOW
B L E A K
WANNA SEE SOMETHING?
B L E A K
TOO FUCKING BAD!
HAVING A BREAKDOWN
B L E A K
WATCH ME GO NOW
B L E A K
WANNA SEE SOMETHING?
B L E A K
TOO FUCKING BAD!
👀 but like where is my "birthday" present 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
👀 but like where is my "birthday" present 🤣
She shuffles through drawers, suddenly retracting from our conversation in order to better compartmentalize the ongoing discussion of concerns mounting higher and higher to soon blocking our radiant sun.
I don't need to know what the box looks like; I just need the brand.
"But it might help you.."
I don't need to know what the box looks like; I just need the brand.
"But it might help you.."
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
She shuffles through drawers, suddenly retracting from our conversation in order to better compartmentalize the ongoing discussion of concerns mounting higher and higher to soon blocking our radiant sun.
I don't need to know what the box looks like; I just need the brand.
"But it might help you.."
I don't need to know what the box looks like; I just need the brand.
"But it might help you.."
With being privileged to the point of not having to physically participate in the revolutions, there breeds a fear.
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
With being privileged to the point of not having to physically participate in the revolutions, there breeds a fear.
Our new car 😜
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December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Our new car 😜
Infected Queen 👑
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Infected Queen 👑
...have you ever had a tummy ache bring so much pain and discomfort you thought "I'd rather die"?
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December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
...have you ever had a tummy ache bring so much pain and discomfort you thought "I'd rather die"?
Lions won unofficially.
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Lions won unofficially.
Laika and Félicette Supremacy
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December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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bitch we are going to listen to marina and the diamonds and you are going to like it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
bitch we are going to listen to marina and the diamonds and you are going to like it.
And with the likes of humans and dogs and cats, and even rabbits, the problem is and will always be intact males.
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And with the likes of humans and dogs and cats, and even rabbits, the problem is and will always be intact males.
whatthefuckyourself
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
whatthefuckyourself
*sees brown sack*
"Oh, do you have the celiacs?"
Yes
"My best friend does, too! He doesn't have it too badly though, he says a little gluten won't kill him." 😆
👀 sir, your bestie is suicidal
"Oh, do you have the celiacs?"
Yes
"My best friend does, too! He doesn't have it too badly though, he says a little gluten won't kill him." 😆
👀 sir, your bestie is suicidal
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December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
*sees brown sack*
"Oh, do you have the celiacs?"
Yes
"My best friend does, too! He doesn't have it too badly though, he says a little gluten won't kill him." 😆
👀 sir, your bestie is suicidal
"Oh, do you have the celiacs?"
Yes
"My best friend does, too! He doesn't have it too badly though, he says a little gluten won't kill him." 😆
👀 sir, your bestie is suicidal
"Brand loyalty" is capitalist entrapment wording. Fuck you and your point system.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Brand loyalty" is capitalist entrapment wording. Fuck you and your point system.
😡 Birth control Vs Nothing 🫠
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December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
😡 Birth control Vs Nothing 🫠
"Is it snowing where you are?"
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Is it snowing where you are?"
I feel like I have been half glutened? 😵💫
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November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I feel like I have been half glutened? 😵💫
"Your ex is an Ohio State fan?"
"No, you're going to sit next to an Ohio Fate stan."
"No, you're going to sit next to an Ohio Fate stan."
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"Your ex is an Ohio State fan?"
"No, you're going to sit next to an Ohio Fate stan."
"No, you're going to sit next to an Ohio Fate stan."
It's been a good month,
And the end is still near.
It's been a wonderful time with you on our lap, in our ear, by our feet.
And the end is still nearer.
We won't forget before you, we will always be with you,
We carry that after may be soon,
And the end will not tear us apart.
And the end is still near.
It's been a wonderful time with you on our lap, in our ear, by our feet.
And the end is still nearer.
We won't forget before you, we will always be with you,
We carry that after may be soon,
And the end will not tear us apart.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's been a good month,
And the end is still near.
It's been a wonderful time with you on our lap, in our ear, by our feet.
And the end is still nearer.
We won't forget before you, we will always be with you,
We carry that after may be soon,
And the end will not tear us apart.
And the end is still near.
It's been a wonderful time with you on our lap, in our ear, by our feet.
And the end is still nearer.
We won't forget before you, we will always be with you,
We carry that after may be soon,
And the end will not tear us apart.
"Oh this one is certified gf!"
"This edible has the certified gf on the package."
"Let's look at the tea.. the ingredients don't say 'gluten' so it's probably certified."
"This edible has the certified gf on the package."
"Let's look at the tea.. the ingredients don't say 'gluten' so it's probably certified."
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November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Oh this one is certified gf!"
"This edible has the certified gf on the package."
"Let's look at the tea.. the ingredients don't say 'gluten' so it's probably certified."
"This edible has the certified gf on the package."
"Let's look at the tea.. the ingredients don't say 'gluten' so it's probably certified."
☆ Gluten-free is the way to be ~
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
☆ Gluten-free is the way to be ~
"Eat with your kiddos!" She said in a group chat with her three kids, now grown.
"Eat with your kiddos" when you left me for months as a teen to pursue your dreams and I ate alone...
"Eat with your kiddos" when we had silent dinners due to the absolute demon you chose as head of household...
"Eat with your kiddos" when you left me for months as a teen to pursue your dreams and I ate alone...
"Eat with your kiddos" when we had silent dinners due to the absolute demon you chose as head of household...
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"Eat with your kiddos!" She said in a group chat with her three kids, now grown.
"Eat with your kiddos" when you left me for months as a teen to pursue your dreams and I ate alone...
"Eat with your kiddos" when we had silent dinners due to the absolute demon you chose as head of household...
"Eat with your kiddos" when you left me for months as a teen to pursue your dreams and I ate alone...
"Eat with your kiddos" when we had silent dinners due to the absolute demon you chose as head of household...