Rei
@witchycraft.bsky.social
Nonbinary Potato of Chaos - General liker of things and Seeker of joy - Any/ All pronouns
Pro pot, pro choice, goth/punk, silly lil bean
portfolio (wip): https://cara.app/witchycraft
Pro pot, pro choice, goth/punk, silly lil bean
portfolio (wip): https://cara.app/witchycraft
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Rei
@witchycraft.bsky.social
· Nov 18
So, my name is Rei. I'm a potato. I like doing things. I have a lot of different crafts going at any given time.
My youngest kid is autistic and has ADHD and anxiety. My two other kids were a bonus when I got married. They are adults.
I've been married since 2007. I'm monogamous. I like cats.
My youngest kid is autistic and has ADHD and anxiety. My two other kids were a bonus when I got married. They are adults.
I've been married since 2007. I'm monogamous. I like cats.
One thing that sucks about getting older is that when someone asks you "what time is it" it is no longer relevent in any way to say "it's time to get ill"
#beastieboys #over40
#beastieboys #over40
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
One thing that sucks about getting older is that when someone asks you "what time is it" it is no longer relevent in any way to say "it's time to get ill"
#beastieboys #over40
#beastieboys #over40
Hey look! Gay shit!! I ordered this and a few other things. I'll post pics when I get em!
www.abprallen.co.uk/product/ever...
www.abprallen.co.uk/product/ever...
Every Gay Transphobe Is A Traitor Button Badge
A button badge is a perfect accessory! It does a great job of expressing your message, views, and personality. So whether you wear one or loads at...
www.abprallen.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Hey look! Gay shit!! I ordered this and a few other things. I'll post pics when I get em!
www.abprallen.co.uk/product/ever...
www.abprallen.co.uk/product/ever...
you know why it's always in the last place you look?
Cuz when you find it you stop looking.
Cuz when you find it you stop looking.
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
you know why it's always in the last place you look?
Cuz when you find it you stop looking.
Cuz when you find it you stop looking.
Reposted by Rei
GAY JOY IS REVOLUTIONARY AND TRANS POWER IS BEAUTIFUL. OUR COMMUNITY DESERVES LOVE, SAFETY, AND CELEBRATION IN EVERY COLOR OF THE RAINBOW. WE WILL NEVER BE ERASED OR SILENCED. STAND WITH US IN PRIDE AND SOLIDARITY!
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
GAY JOY IS REVOLUTIONARY AND TRANS POWER IS BEAUTIFUL. OUR COMMUNITY DESERVES LOVE, SAFETY, AND CELEBRATION IN EVERY COLOR OF THE RAINBOW. WE WILL NEVER BE ERASED OR SILENCED. STAND WITH US IN PRIDE AND SOLIDARITY!
Reposted by Rei
You can have a little hubris, as a treat.
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You can have a little hubris, as a treat.
there's a guy at work I either call Baby Girl or Dimitri...
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
there's a guy at work I either call Baby Girl or Dimitri...
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
his name is Jacob
Yes, he's fine with being called Baby Girl
I do not think, therefore I do not am
I amn't, if you will
I amn't, if you will
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I do not think, therefore I do not am
I amn't, if you will
I amn't, if you will
The best part of halloween was running into a ~4yo girl who was also wearing a red dress with black boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The best part of halloween was running into a ~4yo girl who was also wearing a red dress with black boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.
Someone let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someone let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.
"I can't drive, I'm a goose."
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I can't drive, I'm a goose."
Happy Friday/Halloween Eve
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy Friday/Halloween Eve
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
headaches and migraines are complete ass and I hate them
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
headaches and migraines are complete ass and I hate them
It's raining. My 17yo came home from school, rang our doorbell, and when I answered, he handed me his umbrella and said, "Hello. I have an umbrealla delivery for you"
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's raining. My 17yo came home from school, rang our doorbell, and when I answered, he handed me his umbrella and said, "Hello. I have an umbrealla delivery for you"
This is my all time favourite musical album, hands down.
Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is my all time favourite musical album, hands down.
You know I'm a grown up because when I see the stereotypical black on white cow pattern I say, "oooh. Moo cow."
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You know I'm a grown up because when I see the stereotypical black on white cow pattern I say, "oooh. Moo cow."
Cream Soda dum-dums are the superior dum-dums. I will not be taking any questions.
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cream Soda dum-dums are the superior dum-dums. I will not be taking any questions.
"Will the powers that be stop trying to rip my brain into pieces, I'M JUST A FUNNY LITTLE GUY!"
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Will the powers that be stop trying to rip my brain into pieces, I'M JUST A FUNNY LITTLE GUY!"
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)
I have a mohawk right now and for a hot minute it was blue. One of the vendors at work told me I looked like a cockatoo, so I made my hair stand up in the front and I screamed at him.
Twas glorious.
Twas glorious.
August 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I have a mohawk right now and for a hot minute it was blue. One of the vendors at work told me I looked like a cockatoo, so I made my hair stand up in the front and I screamed at him.
Twas glorious.
Twas glorious.
random shit I told someone today:
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
August 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
random shit I told someone today:
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."
Fun things while playing #rimworld
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
August 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fun things while playing #rimworld
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"
husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"