I dont want to get anybody's hopes up but I'm currently working on a splitspark fic for tfa MegOp, hopefully its a long fic too

#MegOp #tfa

So there's a lot of Megabull and Cowtimus Prime, but what if Megabison and Cowtimus Prime 👀

Bison are much bigger and way more aggressive than cattle, AND historically have been bred with cattle before

#MegOp

I like to think about tfa MegOp the most due to size difference kink but that doesnt mean i dont enjoy all forms of MegOp

I just really really like Megatron being able to hold Op down with one servo and shoving his massive spike into Optimus' sopping wet valve. It gets to me

You know what, transformers dont have foreskin on their spikes. What a crime 😭

#transformers

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

My favorite type of man is the top heavy kind, and i dont mean tits. I mean they workout only the upper body and never the lower half so they end up looking like Baba Yaga's house.

Pls enjoy my MegOp thoughts for Transformers:

Megatron writes poems so flowery and beautiful and romantic, they're celebrated and love by multiple species. The poems win awards, are featured in holos, and recited to lovers.

Optimus hates it with a passion, he groans looks at

cw: suicidal thoughts as jokes, cuz we mentally ill

Kiri: Katsuki said if I take two ibuprofen my migraine will be gone in an hour

Deku: ?

Kiri: I'm gettin good at math so I know if I finish the bottle my migraine will be gone in a minute

Deku and Kiri laugh while Baku glares taking the bottle

Deku: i saw at the top of the chat is said four people where in here and i was like "WHO IS THE FOURTH PERSON"

Baku:

Kiri:

Mina:

Deku: it me. Im the fourth person

Mina: yea mamas you exist, it you

Kiri: it you!

Baku: i love you.

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Mina is their platonic gf now i guess 😂

If there is anyone kind enough to help me and my family. I am down to 20$ left in my savings after paying all bills and giving a bit to my cousin's cancer treatments. I have not much left to buy my father's medicine for the next month. I'm so sorry for always asking but if you can help +

Friend: -sends me a tiktok about short friends flying off to santas eorks shop of December 1st-

Me: I'll see you in hell

Friend: if there's lava pools you don't meet the height requirements for the shallow end

Me: eat shit

Deku: shindo sent me a paragraph of a message

Mina: whats it say?

Deku: I don't know, he deleted it before i saw all of it. It started with my name tho

Mina: tell him to say it with his chest or he aint shit

Deku: i want to but it'll just raise my blood pressure

Mina: do it and I'll read the

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✨ create a feed of your works

1. It will make it easier to find for others.

2. It will appear on your profile like a pinned list.

3. Your post won't get lost!

It looks like this:

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I got mine for free from my mother

#MiguelOHara #spiderdads