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Sarah
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My name is Sarah... and I was conceived in 1989 🤸🏼‍♀️💙

Swiftie / Expat / Eurovision / Musicals /Millennial / Stuck in my own damn head
I'm not proud, but thinking about going against my values once more and attending Eurovision 2026 😩

If I donate the same amount I pay for tickets (or more) to Palestine relief, does it cancel out??? 👀

#esc #eurovision
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Struggling to wake up before 9:30 on the weekdays, but sure... Every Saturday, without fail, I wake at 8:30 and can't get back to sleep 🤷🏼‍♀️
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I don't always do my kegels, but when I do, I'm in the nail salon and need ~something~ to fidget with while my hands are occupied 💅🏻
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"You saved my fart from the hate of Ophelia"

Anyone else or just me doing this?

#tloas
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One of those chaotic mornings where you make soup, cookies, put up the Christmas decorations, and spontaneously give yourself bangs 🌪️
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Taylor Swift made up nearly 13% of my total listening in 2025!

Curious how that looks for other Swifties!!

#taylorswift #spotifywrapped #spotify #tloas
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Taking a moment to remember my great grandmother, Bessie, who died in a tragic car crash in the early hours of Jan 1st, 1929. She had been playing piano at a NYE party.

She was an accomplished concert pianist and mother of 3.

She died at 35.5 years old, which is exactly how old I am today.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just had a dream that Ed Helms was waxing my legs. Where does my brain come up with this wacky stuff?

But also, he was a very gentle and considerate esthetician 🥹
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Remembering the time that I reverse image searched a guy from Tinder to creep on him and Google confirmed he is a gentleman. (He actually was!)
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It was super weird and confusing having PG lyrics at the release party film. What if that was my first listen?? That would have majorly sucked the fun out of the album 😲
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Weeks ago I would have jokingly said "Wood?? What? Is that about Travis Kelce's cock?"

...and I would have been right.

We are officially out of the folkmore-woodvale era, folks.

#tloas #ts12 #lifeofashowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Productive morning 😌 #tloas #thelifeofashowgirl #ts12
October 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Bracelet factory & TLOAS mimosa 🥰
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Wood" is the funky, horny-for-good-boys sister song to "Tears".
#tloas #ts12
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October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I don't approve of people who leaked the album, but I do owe them a thank you for the lyrics, because I wouldn't understand like 40% of this album without them. #tloas #ts12
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Not my headphones warning me that the volume is too high 😅😅 It's not high enough babyyyyy. Fate of Ophelia!!!!
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I severely underestimated the amount of dick references would be on this album. #tloas #ts12 #thelifeofashowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"I had a bad habit
Of missing lovers past
My brother used to call it
Eating out of the trash"

The way I automatically envisioned George Costanza 🤣
#tloas #ts12 #thelifeofashowgirl
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October 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Not Taylor name dropping Real Madrid 😭😭 plzzz Barçaaaaaa #tloas #ts12
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Elizabeth Taylor has to be Travis' favorite! It's got that beat. #tloas #ts12
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Homeboy alone in the park with a full ass karaoke machine is absolute life goals. This is how I want to spend my retirement.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I swear I am going to lose it if Taylor uses "Get thee to a nunnery!" as a lyric with a dancy ass beat. #thelifeofashowgirl #ts12
August 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ready to enter a new era today ❤️‍🔥🧡💃🏻 #tloas #taylorswift #ts12
August 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't understand people who have loud, angry telephone conversations in public. Is it like a George Costanza thing?
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August 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Not sure if this makes me a child or an old person but I beefed it completely on my run today and have many ouchie boo-boos 🫶🏻l🥺 The good news is that there was nobody there to witness it.
July 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM