Wit
@wittheghost.bsky.social
Insomniac with a propensity to speak nonsense | Portuguese & English speaker
My dream is to be a 70y/o bird watcher who casually dispenses wise advice to "down on their luck" gentle souls who cross my path.
I also want 10M in my bank account.
I also want 10M in my bank account.
August 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My dream is to be a 70y/o bird watcher who casually dispenses wise advice to "down on their luck" gentle souls who cross my path.
I also want 10M in my bank account.
I also want 10M in my bank account.
Being in a toxic relationships is pondering whether the other person is just highly dysfunctional or straight up evil until your mental health can't take it anymore.
August 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Being in a toxic relationships is pondering whether the other person is just highly dysfunctional or straight up evil until your mental health can't take it anymore.
Stray Gods would make a right winger pop a vein. It literally starts with a land acknowledgement.
July 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Stray Gods would make a right winger pop a vein. It literally starts with a land acknowledgement.
Até diria q o Moedas devia ser enforcado pelos tomates mas, considerando a sua voz, acho q já foi
July 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Até diria q o Moedas devia ser enforcado pelos tomates mas, considerando a sua voz, acho q já foi
Horror movies? Deadlines? Someone breaking into my house at night?
Sorry, I only get scared by catholic wood sculptures in museums
Sorry, I only get scared by catholic wood sculptures in museums
July 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Horror movies? Deadlines? Someone breaking into my house at night?
Sorry, I only get scared by catholic wood sculptures in museums
Sorry, I only get scared by catholic wood sculptures in museums
26°C na rua, já há pessoas de T-shirt, camisa, etc. Eu aqui, bem, de Hoodie
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
26°C na rua, já há pessoas de T-shirt, camisa, etc. Eu aqui, bem, de Hoodie
Náb(i)o Sábio ou Cocas Drogas? Who ya'll got?
March 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Náb(i)o Sábio ou Cocas Drogas? Who ya'll got?
Saw someone describing this game as Renaissance Disco Elysium. I looked at the art and money magically flew out of my wallet to the sound of a lute
March 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Saw someone describing this game as Renaissance Disco Elysium. I looked at the art and money magically flew out of my wallet to the sound of a lute
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I’m a small artist looking to grow and find cool people on here! Check out my dark romanticism crosshatching work :)
December 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I’m a small artist looking to grow and find cool people on here! Check out my dark romanticism crosshatching work :)
Psicoterapia tem de ser todas as semanas (obrigando-me a abandonar a minha psicóloga) ou posso ir só para ser diagnosticado (e, se necessário receber/renovar receita)?
December 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Psicoterapia tem de ser todas as semanas (obrigando-me a abandonar a minha psicóloga) ou posso ir só para ser diagnosticado (e, se necessário receber/renovar receita)?
Isto é tudo uma forma dissimulada de tratar do problema das pensões matando os velhinhos
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Isto é tudo uma forma dissimulada de tratar do problema das pensões matando os velhinhos
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Australia’s oldest dictionary of Australian English has chosen “enshittification” – a slang term referring to the deterioration of products and services online – as the word of 2024.
Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary names ‘enshittification’ word of the year
Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary says term captures widespread sense that things are getting worse.
www.aljazeera.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Australia’s oldest dictionary of Australian English has chosen “enshittification” – a slang term referring to the deterioration of products and services online – as the word of 2024.
Been listening to "Ma Meilleure Ennemie" so much I've considered formally writing to Spotify asking them to bar me from the app
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Been listening to "Ma Meilleure Ennemie" so much I've considered formally writing to Spotify asking them to bar me from the app
Deprimidos? Precisam de motivação? Oiçam o FMI do JMB e começem a montar guilhotinas
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Deprimidos? Precisam de motivação? Oiçam o FMI do JMB e começem a montar guilhotinas
Putting "Happiness"s 3 plot lines side-by-side is hilarious. Such a "coughing baby vs atomic bomb" match up
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Putting "Happiness"s 3 plot lines side-by-side is hilarious. Such a "coughing baby vs atomic bomb" match up
🥳🥳🥳
ICC issues arrest warrant for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu
ICC issues arrest warrant for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu
Move by international criminal court puts Netanyahu at risk of detention if he travels to certain other countries
The international criminal court has issued arrest warrants for the Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, the county’s former defence…
dlvr.it
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
🥳🥳🥳
Go on Kandiaronk, spit your truth
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Go on Kandiaronk, spit your truth
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Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly
If you need to explain X and Bluesky to a footballing, it's pretty simples:
Twitter was Wimbledon F.C.
It got bought by Elon Musk and turned into an open air sewer ("X" is MK Dons)
Bluesky is AFC Wimbledon
Twitter was Wimbledon F.C.
It got bought by Elon Musk and turned into an open air sewer ("X" is MK Dons)
Bluesky is AFC Wimbledon
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
If you need to explain X and Bluesky to a footballing, it's pretty simples:
Twitter was Wimbledon F.C.
It got bought by Elon Musk and turned into an open air sewer ("X" is MK Dons)
Bluesky is AFC Wimbledon
Twitter was Wimbledon F.C.
It got bought by Elon Musk and turned into an open air sewer ("X" is MK Dons)
Bluesky is AFC Wimbledon
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Oh no, this echo chamber I'm stuck in is full of amazing art, generous, kind people, and joy.
What ever shall I do?
What ever shall I do?
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Oh no, this echo chamber I'm stuck in is full of amazing art, generous, kind people, and joy.
What ever shall I do?
What ever shall I do?
Uma greve tem de ser disruptiva.
A única coisa q a escola "produz" consistentemente de valor (aos olhos do governo) são os exames.
Os professores nunca vão fazer progressos significativo nas suas reinvindicações até fazerem greves aos exames nacionais.
A única coisa q a escola "produz" consistentemente de valor (aos olhos do governo) são os exames.
Os professores nunca vão fazer progressos significativo nas suas reinvindicações até fazerem greves aos exames nacionais.
November 17, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Uma greve tem de ser disruptiva.
A única coisa q a escola "produz" consistentemente de valor (aos olhos do governo) são os exames.
Os professores nunca vão fazer progressos significativo nas suas reinvindicações até fazerem greves aos exames nacionais.
A única coisa q a escola "produz" consistentemente de valor (aos olhos do governo) são os exames.
Os professores nunca vão fazer progressos significativo nas suas reinvindicações até fazerem greves aos exames nacionais.
The thousands of hours those poor souls wasted, addicted to that vicious drug whom we shan't mention. The years they could've invested into other pursuits...
It was all worth it for normies like me to watch Arcane. Thanks guys, on you go 👍🏻 (i'll never touch that game)
It was all worth it for normies like me to watch Arcane. Thanks guys, on you go 👍🏻 (i'll never touch that game)
November 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
The thousands of hours those poor souls wasted, addicted to that vicious drug whom we shan't mention. The years they could've invested into other pursuits...
It was all worth it for normies like me to watch Arcane. Thanks guys, on you go 👍🏻 (i'll never touch that game)
It was all worth it for normies like me to watch Arcane. Thanks guys, on you go 👍🏻 (i'll never touch that game)
Boxing's main demographic might just be closeted gay men
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Boxing's main demographic might just be closeted gay men
Tonight is one of those rare moments where old and new alike can cease shouting at one another, sit together in peace and hope for a better future 😊 (i.e. Jake Paul getting sent to the hospital)
November 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Tonight is one of those rare moments where old and new alike can cease shouting at one another, sit together in peace and hope for a better future 😊 (i.e. Jake Paul getting sent to the hospital)
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Morreu Celeste Caeiro, a mulher que deu os cravos à Revolução de Abril
Morreu Celeste Caeiro, a mulher que deu os cravos à Revolução de Abril
A Revolução dos Cravos é o nome que identifica em todo o mundo o 25 de Abril de 1974 que devolveu a liberdade a Portugal. Isso foi graças a Celeste Caeiro, agora falecida aos 91 anos.
dlvr.it
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Morreu Celeste Caeiro, a mulher que deu os cravos à Revolução de Abril