&rew wixson
@wix96.bsky.social
i am a war criminal i am a lunatic i am immortal i am the messiah
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December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
learning today for the very first time in my entire life how much ur opps get paid to hate u when ur a white boy who got a lil motion
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
learning today for the very first time in my entire life how much ur opps get paid to hate u when ur a white boy who got a lil motion
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
*titanic captain wandering through the ballroom thirty minutes before they hit the iceberg*
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
*titanic captain wandering through the ballroom thirty minutes before they hit the iceberg*
i was born & i was raised in the usa
and i done been round the world & back, what a day
so i done seen a lot of shit & i just want to say
that lucifer is here to stay, so bitch
u better pray
and i done been round the world & back, what a day
so i done seen a lot of shit & i just want to say
that lucifer is here to stay, so bitch
u better pray
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i was born & i was raised in the usa
and i done been round the world & back, what a day
so i done seen a lot of shit & i just want to say
that lucifer is here to stay, so bitch
u better pray
and i done been round the world & back, what a day
so i done seen a lot of shit & i just want to say
that lucifer is here to stay, so bitch
u better pray
the galaxy brain move of buying a timed lockbox: weaponizing my lack of impulse control against itself while bargaining with unfeeling plastic because being too lazy to develop discipline AND too lazy to break into this thing somehow produces identical outcomes
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the galaxy brain move of buying a timed lockbox: weaponizing my lack of impulse control against itself while bargaining with unfeeling plastic because being too lazy to develop discipline AND too lazy to break into this thing somehow produces identical outcomes
my past self plants psychological landmines for my future self with the enthusiastic abandon of someone who believes time is a theoretical concept that happens to other people, and my present self is just constantly wading through the shrapnel
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my past self plants psychological landmines for my future self with the enthusiastic abandon of someone who believes time is a theoretical concept that happens to other people, and my present self is just constantly wading through the shrapnel
idk if it's just my face or generally permissive demeanor but 50 year old dudes that drive uber looove to tell me all about their bitch ex-wives. like who died and made me patron saint of divorce when all i wanted was a silent ride and/or the aux???
June 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
idk if it's just my face or generally permissive demeanor but 50 year old dudes that drive uber looove to tell me all about their bitch ex-wives. like who died and made me patron saint of divorce when all i wanted was a silent ride and/or the aux???
is the cure to male loneliness selling kilos
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
is the cure to male loneliness selling kilos
why. are. we. sending. all. our. dollars. to. donuts.
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
why. are. we. sending. all. our. dollars. to. donuts.
king's back open.substack.com/pub/wix96/p/...
nathan fielder’s experiment in disaster tourism
The Rehearsal Returns
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April 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
king's back open.substack.com/pub/wix96/p/...
henson’s law: every group of male friends contains exactly one who will involuntarily turn when you yell “waka waka” (that's when you deploy the net)
April 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
henson’s law: every group of male friends contains exactly one who will involuntarily turn when you yell “waka waka” (that's when you deploy the net)
the guitar hero guitar as permanent decor is actually a sophisticated statement on the ephemeral nature of cultural relevance
April 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
the guitar hero guitar as permanent decor is actually a sophisticated statement on the ephemeral nature of cultural relevance
the voices in my head just voted unanimously to approve an alliance with someone who speaks my native tongue of “vaguely gesturing at concepts”
April 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
the voices in my head just voted unanimously to approve an alliance with someone who speaks my native tongue of “vaguely gesturing at concepts”