Elf Can't Take the Shelf
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Elf Can't Take the Shelf
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You better watch out...
That flukeman did go on to become an Emmy winning writer, so maybe I shouldn't be so hard on him.

Darrin Morgan, the guy in the rubber suit, went on to write Clive Bruckman's Final Repose.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Also they want to arrest it and have it charged with murder. Gay people still couldn't be legally married but we're recognizing the human rights of sewer monsters.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No offense Chuck, but I like reading your books more than living your books. Feel like I need to set an alert for 'strange ant behavior' just to be safe.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The mergers should stop but I feel like the Dems are just going to fuck this up and hand it to Ellison.
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I used to work in fraud prevention for a bank and so many calls started out with "I thought I was too smart to fall for this but..."
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM