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wizardcrowe.bsky.social
pkmn trainer wizzy
@wizardcrowe.bsky.social
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Izzy (they/he) | blue balls and pronouns | NSFW | elder fujo | big lizard enthusiast | perpetrator of wizard violence | 🖖🏻 | 🔞in my 30s🔞 | 🍉
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it turned out both delicious and beautiful
a turkey pot pie with a perfectly golden crust sitting on a glass stove top
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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found this in my photos today
a spock figure cradles a card against humanity card that reads “Fucking a tree.” between his widespread thighs. he is peeking over the card and giving the viewer the Vulcan salute
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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😌
Image alt text stats for 2025: 197 total images, 100% have alt text, 0 missing alt text, 130 character average alt text length (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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never beating the autism allegations
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "draw" (27×), "sonic" (27×), "shadow" (26×), "game" (22×), "yall" (21×), "drawing" (17×), "thinking" (16×), "spock" (16×), "fucking" (15×), "fuck" (14×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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cleaning my room and then i found this sketchbook and remembered i never finished that Riku and then i scribbled a torso in like an hr instead of finishing Riku OR cleaning my room so, yk, being off meds is going as expected i suppose
marker drawing of a torso that is ripping into the skin above its heart to reveal a black pit Riku Kingdom Hearts framing his eyes with his fingers, theres a frame of the ocean the same shape as his fingers behind him
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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excess of dumplings
a large pot of turkey and dumplings
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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happy thanksgiving yall 🦃
thanksgiving table spread with: rolls, mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing, cornbread casserole, greenbean casserole, and mac and cheese a large plate featuring a spoon of everything on the table in the previous picture
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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file under: reasons dusting is first
a floor covered in chunks of dust
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
wizardcrowe.bsky.social
yall ever get a terrifying text message before 11am?
text message that says: “We need to watch Disneys twisted wonderland. I’m watching the first episode but I think we would both enjoy it”
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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knot on my watch (the new upcoming BL by Aunt Jackie)
a single bottle of hair detangler named “knot on my watch”, produced by the brand Aunt Jackie’s, sits on a mostly empty store shelf
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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you are NOT nauseous
man pointing at himself in the mirror
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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drunk at the mexican restaurant
sketch of Enjin looking slutty in an open tiny sketch book with a blue mechanical pencil on top and a margarita on the table nearby
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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work is slow today
a hand holds a small sletchbook open to a page with Enjin Gachiakuta messily half drawn on it
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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im about to FUCK this salad look at it
a ceasar salad generously topped with croutons crumbles
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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democratic wins across the board AND i get to explain the omegaverse to my roommate

what a fucking great night
screenscot of a text exchange; the top message is cropped but the visible portion reads “usually, if they can, its way weaker than alphas or omegas” and in response “maybe this should have been an in person explanation bc i am stuck on knot in the dick”
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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speedpaint: sunset drive ✨
speedpaint practice, blond guy in a car viewed from a high fish eye angle. colors are all sunset yellow/orange/purple
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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hey, its me! (had to recolor this midway thru because i bleached the old blue and box black out of my hair 🧡)
self portrait of the artist. they seem to be some sort of blondginger alt guy. with stretched ears and a neck tattoo because they think they are soooo cool 🙄 digital art, the subject is on a page of orange, has short blond/orange hair and large clear glasses. you can see parts of their arm tattoos and their necklace has a dog tag that reads “fuck off”
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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ill be thinking about the slob on my cobb zalad for the rest of my days
picture of a discord post from Wizzy Izzy that reads: so i had a dream that i was this retired, immortal(or at least very long lived) adventurer. the town i retired in was a lot like my hometown and mcdonough mixed together. i ran the local car wash. there was like, three zaxby’s all franchised by the same person in town and whenever an anniversary of one of my cool adventurer deeds would come around, they would re-name one of the zalads after my exploits, but the names were always fucking wild, and also no-one knew that I was the adventurer (or even that all the stories were the same adventurer) The names were like “slob on my cobb” and “nutty buddy” and some others and the kids i employed at the car wash would always talk about them and i got to do my favorite bit, which is when one of them would say the name id chime in with “that’s what they called me in college” and all the kids hated it and thought i was cringe but ive never felt so fulfilled at work in my life
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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man, he’s still got em….
The same Enjin image that is quoted is used but has been (crudely) extended to show his other hand cinched around the ballsack of some vaguely alternative guy
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Enjin Gachiakuta please release my balls
Enjin from hit anime manga Gachiakuta. Digital art on a flat orange background
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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im slobbering on him
messy orange Enjin sketch
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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a pastel pinstripe ball python with an emoji bow over her eye
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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recent sketch dump ✨
messy sketch page, one manga panel redraw at the top of Iruma from the Irumafia spin off, the bottom two sketches are Enjin Gachiakuta a sketch page of Zanka from Gachiakuta. one full body chibi-esqe colored drawing, there’s other scribbles of Zanka in the background random manga panel/anime screencap redraws
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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the bookstore i went to didn’t have any gay anime books but i got some other good stuff
a hard back version of Maus and a small paperback of George Orwell’s 1984
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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its a mess (like always! 😭) but it is also very good 👹
the jumbled remains of a piece of apple pie on a small seafoam plate
October 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM