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wizardlizlard.bsky.social
@wizardlizlard.bsky.social
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He / him | 23 | California Bay Area-based | Aro-Ace Mechanical engineer who also enjoys all manner of round reptiles. DMs ok! FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/wizardlizlard Expect all manner of large creatures to be posted here. 🔞
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Kocha @kocharaptor.bsky.social · Mar 3
Funni raptor gets a funni sweater
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Obeastity @wyrmbytes.bsky.social · 1d
Lined piece for @zyphreium.vorefun.com, featuring Aurex

Now THATS a shape a dragon oughta be.
Aurex, an incredibly obese white dragon with orange belly scales, sitting with his gut pressed against the ground feeding Zyphreium, a gray dragon with lighter gray stomach plates and blue scales beneath the plates. Zyph is also incredibly fat, and laying on his back as he's being stuffed with rolled-up pizza.
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Micowzow @micowzow.bsky.social · 9d
I learned 3D animation just to remake that 1 video. I can stop now I think, right?
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · 11d
Chonky harnesses my beloved
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RitualNeon @ritualneon.bsky.social · 11d
harness bouncy
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FAT IS THE UNIQUE BEAUTY @hugepawbs.bsky.social · Sep 8
hey you should really do this :)
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RitualNeon @ritualneon.bsky.social · 13d
harness that makes you fat
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · 13d
Was browsing m breakfast options earlier, and noticed that one of these options was not like the other.

Now I'm wondering about what would happen (hypothetically of course) if you ate a 588,200 calorie burrito, assuming its the same size as a normal burrito...
Image of the ordering menu of an app, where the Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito is listed as having 588,200 calories.
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · 13d
correct
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RitualNeon @ritualneon.bsky.social · 14d
does this to you
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RitualNeon @ritualneon.bsky.social · 18d
bouncy
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ComradeCarb @comradecarb.bsky.social · 22d
Never trust a skinny spellcaster.
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · 22d
Noted.
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Melody, Gestalt Popstar (Tama) @cakedragon.bsky.social · 24d
I've seen the "a living bed" panel so many times but I did not know that IMMEDIATELY afterwards she rolls over on him
The panels of the manga Please Look After the Dragon where the protaganist sleeps on the belly of the dragon saying "a living bed this will corrupt people." She gets woken up by something afterwards and then rolls over on top of him
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Gnarsty🔞 @gnastystuff.bsky.social · 23d
Sketch page for @baroncroc.bsky.social!
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Azar @azardragon.bsky.social · 27d
Whoever decided that dragons live in caves clearly didn't account for "expansive" situations.
Whether Azar's current predicament is of his own making of the result of some mischevous other is a mystery, but he's not waddling his way free anytime soon!
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Efaru ✧ comms open @efaru.bsky.social · Jul 27
📖

#art ✴︎ #illustration ✴︎ #artistsonbluesky
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Flare @flarechess.bsky.social · 28d
BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!
Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · Sep 8
Funnily enough, Ethyriel's design has actually changed very little over the past seven years- But! I do now have a second sona, Rythus.

I tend to use the two somewhat interchangeably, depending on mood.

(...also as of writing only Yri is Thicc:tm:, though we'll see how long that lasts wheeze)
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IM CASEY @kcatomheart.bsky.social · Sep 3
cw weight gain

Gotta do more of this I think. For professional reasons
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Baron!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴 @baroncroc.bsky.social · Sep 5
Vinod spies a tasty morsel!
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Purpzie 🐦 @purpzie.com · Sep 3
bird
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Draeneth ➡️ MFF @draeneth.bsky.social · Sep 2
My favorite way to beat the summer heat, lounging in some waterfalls and taking a biiiig drink..

🎨: @mazhthegrey.bsky.social
A gigantic blue and white dragon lounges on his side beneath a series of waterfalls, maw open and chugging from one, belly stretched and distended
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · Aug 27
I feel you... 2020-2025 has been a blur in a myriad of different ways, and not all of them good.
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Derun the Dragon @derun.bsky.social · Aug 21
Can't get enough of pizza. >.> 🍕❤️

A wonderful YCH Raffle from @ziizzi.bsky.social! Thanks a lot!
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wizardlizlard.bsky.social @wizardlizlard.bsky.social · Aug 22
I have the same thing with my 5000 series GPU- Digging into it a bit more, it is apparently a known (driver?) issue.

Glad to hear I’m not alone on this, though! I was getting worried that it might have been something with the GPU itself….
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