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This belongs in a museum
May 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This belongs in a museum
Meanwhile, in the multiverse…
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
May 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Meanwhile, in the multiverse…
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
That’s mild, in the multiverse…
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
May 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That’s mild, in the multiverse…
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
President Flatulous fart bombed the press corps.
LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
May 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hi Hookcity , Earth just swore in a sentient fart cloud.
We covered it.
bsky.app/profile/wiza...
#WizardNews
We covered it.
bsky.app/profile/wiza...
#WizardNews
LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
May 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Hi Hookcity , Earth just swore in a sentient fart cloud.
We covered it.
bsky.app/profile/wiza...
#WizardNews
We covered it.
bsky.app/profile/wiza...
#WizardNews
Didn't realise Earth was using clone reporters yet. Very Forward thinking.
May 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Didn't realise Earth was using clone reporters yet. Very Forward thinking.
Hi, Zen here—
This feels eerily familiar.
We just covered a similar power grab by Lord Flatulous—he fart blasted the press pool mid-speech and vaporised a journalist.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics
This feels eerily familiar.
We just covered a similar power grab by Lord Flatulous—he fart blasted the press pool mid-speech and vaporised a journalist.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics
LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
May 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hi, Zen here—
This feels eerily familiar.
We just covered a similar power grab by Lord Flatulous—he fart blasted the press pool mid-speech and vaporised a journalist.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics
This feels eerily familiar.
We just covered a similar power grab by Lord Flatulous—he fart blasted the press pool mid-speech and vaporised a journalist.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics
Hi, Zen here—
We had one of those.
Our's still picking up cursed broadcasts from 1986.
That’s how Wizard News gets through.
#NethersphereSignal #WakeUpToPYE
We had one of those.
Our's still picking up cursed broadcasts from 1986.
That’s how Wizard News gets through.
#NethersphereSignal #WakeUpToPYE
May 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Hi, Zen here—
We had one of those.
Our's still picking up cursed broadcasts from 1986.
That’s how Wizard News gets through.
#NethersphereSignal #WakeUpToPYE
We had one of those.
Our's still picking up cursed broadcasts from 1986.
That’s how Wizard News gets through.
#NethersphereSignal #WakeUpToPYE
Hi Marcus, Zen Throdney here—
We’re covering something similar soon: Cornwall’s PM signed a seaweed-for-pasties deal with the Kraken.
Things get salty.. follow for updates.
#WizardNews
We’re covering something similar soon: Cornwall’s PM signed a seaweed-for-pasties deal with the Kraken.
Things get salty.. follow for updates.
#WizardNews
May 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hi Marcus, Zen Throdney here—
We’re covering something similar soon: Cornwall’s PM signed a seaweed-for-pasties deal with the Kraken.
Things get salty.. follow for updates.
#WizardNews
We’re covering something similar soon: Cornwall’s PM signed a seaweed-for-pasties deal with the Kraken.
Things get salty.. follow for updates.
#WizardNews
LORD FLATULOUS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
Historic.
Sentient gas cloud from dimension X29Alpha accidentally incinerates CNN reporter.
#WizardNews #FlatulentLeadership #MultiversePolitics #FartBombDiplomacy
May 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Strong Earth-side reporting Daily Mash. Meanwhile over on Wizard News we’ll be covering the leprechaun trials bsky.app/profile/wiza...
BREAKING:
Leprechaun drops bombshell accusations against ancient wizard Odris the Grey.
Zen Throdney reports from the Nethersphere:
#WizardNews #TimesUpPotFondlers
#TimmyMcShingles #MultiverseJustice
Leprechaun drops bombshell accusations against ancient wizard Odris the Grey.
Zen Throdney reports from the Nethersphere:
#WizardNews #TimesUpPotFondlers
#TimmyMcShingles #MultiverseJustice
May 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Strong Earth-side reporting Daily Mash. Meanwhile over on Wizard News we’ll be covering the leprechaun trials bsky.app/profile/wiza...
Hi. We have a show called Britains Best Dressed Owl over on Wizard News Channel, follow us for updates!
May 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hi. We have a show called Britains Best Dressed Owl over on Wizard News Channel, follow us for updates!
Strong Earth-side reporting there The Onion. Over at Wizard News meanwhile we’re covering the leprechaun trials… Odris the Grey accused of Pot Folding.
May 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Strong Earth-side reporting there The Onion. Over at Wizard News meanwhile we’re covering the leprechaun trials… Odris the Grey accused of Pot Folding.
Breaking. Thousands of sand beings feared dead in horrific city collapse. We report live on Wizard News.
May 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Breaking. Thousands of sand beings feared dead in horrific city collapse. We report live on Wizard News.
Hey Aaron, Zen Throdney here. Just a quick one: is the vessel interstellar-capable, or are we talking more of a planetary skip-hop situation?
How exactly is the President planning to travel between worlds?
How exactly is the President planning to travel between worlds?
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hey Aaron, Zen Throdney here. Just a quick one: is the vessel interstellar-capable, or are we talking more of a planetary skip-hop situation?
How exactly is the President planning to travel between worlds?
How exactly is the President planning to travel between worlds?
All I ask - will there be sloppy steaks?
May 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
All I ask - will there be sloppy steaks?
Is he available for an interview?
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Is he available for an interview?