Looks like HOPE is back on the menu, boys

After the big progressive wins last night all over the country the absolute most buns, shitty take you can have is discouraging people from voting or that their vote doesn't matter

what woman among us has NOT had d*ck so good that she wanted to write a song about it?

Barney the Dinosaur catching strays in this Cardi B/ Nicki Minaj beef

My man don't deserve this

If y'all don't have pyrotechnics and merch at my funeral I'm coming back to haunt your asses

Sorry haters
I didn't get raptured

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

If you call me and leave me a voicemail Im not listening

that message is between you and god

I'm sorry but the Nerds marketing team should be fired for not calling these Nerd Nuggets

Stop asking Chat GPT to roast you and instead ask ME to roast you

Men have set the bar so low that Benny mf Blanco came in here and stole everyone's heart by saying he *checks notes* LISTENS to his girlfriend and CHECKS IN to make sure she's taken care of

Honestly I've made War Plans in the group chat but my Girlies keep it secure 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼