Damnation, Jacqueline! Only the gods could make calm such tempestuous heavens!
April 15, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Damnation, Jacqueline! Only the gods could make calm such tempestuous heavens!
Hearing that cruise missiles are inbound rn
April 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Hearing that cruise missiles are inbound rn
More and more average everyday lunchbox people are realizing the truth: the time for Butlerian Jihad is nigh
April 12, 2024 at 10:34 PM
More and more average everyday lunchbox people are realizing the truth: the time for Butlerian Jihad is nigh
Don’t ever use petrified people as pickling weights
April 12, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Don’t ever use petrified people as pickling weights
“There are no constellations to such people, only twinkling lights.”
April 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
“There are no constellations to such people, only twinkling lights.”
I’d rather have a bong & Gouda than a gong & Buddha
April 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I’d rather have a bong & Gouda than a gong & Buddha
See you in Montana in August 2044
April 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
See you in Montana in August 2044
Why walk when you can ride?
April 8, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Why walk when you can ride?
YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE
April 5, 2024 at 4:55 AM
YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE
Attention: to all people who post pictures of cool mushrooms that they found while out on a walk! I APPRECIATE YOU
April 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Attention: to all people who post pictures of cool mushrooms that they found while out on a walk! I APPRECIATE YOU
Who the hell is Flip Wilson
April 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Who the hell is Flip Wilson
Finished Simon Jimenez’s “The Spear Cuts Through Water”, 100% endorse ^_^
April 1, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Finished Simon Jimenez’s “The Spear Cuts Through Water”, 100% endorse ^_^
Apparently it’s “not professional” to respond to an email and call a colleague’s proposal “an insult to Shai-Hulud”
March 29, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Apparently it’s “not professional” to respond to an email and call a colleague’s proposal “an insult to Shai-Hulud”
Rest in Piss, Lieberman, thanks for radicalizing me, I guess
March 27, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Rest in Piss, Lieberman, thanks for radicalizing me, I guess
Are pearl onions just baby onions or do they come off like a tree
March 22, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Are pearl onions just baby onions or do they come off like a tree
Buddy bought a 2003 Subaru Baja and the CD player had a mint copy of In Utero jammed in it; god’s in heaven— / All's right with the world
March 21, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Buddy bought a 2003 Subaru Baja and the CD player had a mint copy of In Utero jammed in it; god’s in heaven— / All's right with the world
The concept of “reply all” will inexorably lead to the downfall of modern society. In this essay I will explain
March 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
The concept of “reply all” will inexorably lead to the downfall of modern society. In this essay I will explain
Wait his real name is Bobcat Goldthwait
March 18, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Wait his real name is Bobcat Goldthwait
Foolish libs, the courts will not save you. Why do you persist in this folly?
March 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Foolish libs, the courts will not save you. Why do you persist in this folly?
He wears a collar; he is a servant. He’s sold men for their water. He has no immortality, none of his descendants carry his blood.
March 15, 2024 at 3:20 PM
He wears a collar; he is a servant. He’s sold men for their water. He has no immortality, none of his descendants carry his blood.
We ARE in a Silent Depression - often do you find yourself using inflation calculators online? Don’t believe their lies
March 13, 2024 at 11:32 PM
We ARE in a Silent Depression - often do you find yourself using inflation calculators online? Don’t believe their lies
It’s true, jalapeños are no longer spicy - the ones I just used for stir fry were basically just green peppers
March 13, 2024 at 4:01 AM
It’s true, jalapeños are no longer spicy - the ones I just used for stir fry were basically just green peppers
Hearing that RFK Jr. is snagging Aaron Rodgers as his VP pick for that double antivaxx goodness 🤪
March 12, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Hearing that RFK Jr. is snagging Aaron Rodgers as his VP pick for that double antivaxx goodness 🤪