wizdigenous.bsky.social
@wizdigenous.bsky.social
Uncle Grandpa's Strongest Soldier
CHICKEN TOE
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 AM
CHICKEN TOE
Oh yeah? Well guess what
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Oh yeah? Well guess what
I'm fucking the spinach
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I'm fucking the spinach
When im in a fucking goated competiton and my opponent carries the indomitable human spirit even in the wake of imperial, galactic domination
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his arms crossed and looking at the camera .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his arms crossed and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:20 PM
When im in a fucking goated competiton and my opponent carries the indomitable human spirit even in the wake of imperial, galactic domination
Can I have your number
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Can I have your number
The liberation of your puny soul from its husk shall be wreaked havoc upon by the claw of my vessel
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The liberation of your puny soul from its husk shall be wreaked havoc upon by the claw of my vessel
The crab is a vessel for my wrath
January 25, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The crab is a vessel for my wrath
Oh nice, could I get uhhhh...
Could I get uuuhhhh...
Could I get a knuckle sandwich?
Could I get uuuhhhh...
Could I get a knuckle sandwich?
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Oh nice, could I get uhhhh...
Could I get uuuhhhh...
Could I get a knuckle sandwich?
Could I get uuuhhhh...
Could I get a knuckle sandwich?
*trips down the stairs*
AGH- OW- OOP- AH- EE- GAH- OOF-
AGH- OW- OOP- AH- EE- GAH- OOF-
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
*trips down the stairs*
AGH- OW- OOP- AH- EE- GAH- OOF-
AGH- OW- OOP- AH- EE- GAH- OOF-
You know we will meet again, right?
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
You know we will meet again, right?
Grrrrrr- You're lucky I abide by the rules of the finger.
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Grrrrrr- You're lucky I abide by the rules of the finger.
GRRAAAAAHHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN!!!!!
I'M GONNA KEEEELLL YOOOUUUU
I'M GONNA KEEEELLL YOOOUUUU
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
GRRAAAAAHHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN!!!!!
I'M GONNA KEEEELLL YOOOUUUU
I'M GONNA KEEEELLL YOOOUUUU
Eat the moon, T0nyTheArtist. Eat it well.
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Eat the moon, T0nyTheArtist. Eat it well.
Grrrrr- you're lucky I am bound to the laws of death and taxes.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Grrrrr- you're lucky I am bound to the laws of death and taxes.
Wait what? For real? Holy shit, can you mend my coat? It was a gift from my beloved. He was slain in battle and all I have left to remember him by is this coat
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Wait what? For real? Holy shit, can you mend my coat? It was a gift from my beloved. He was slain in battle and all I have left to remember him by is this coat
Okay, that's one...
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Okay, that's one...