Dunkleosteus
@wizzypuff.bsky.social
#1 collector of digits and phalanges
Grandmaster fresh daddy-o of the West, East, and everything in between, all that AND a bag of chips
"9/10 doctors love him, and the last one still thinks he's pretty great"
Grandmaster fresh daddy-o of the West, East, and everything in between, all that AND a bag of chips
"9/10 doctors love him, and the last one still thinks he's pretty great"
Toxically positive? Or positively toxic 😈
March 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Toxically positive? Or positively toxic 😈
Every time I eat Takis, it makes me feel like this scene from SpongeBob... but in a good way
March 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Every time I eat Takis, it makes me feel like this scene from SpongeBob... but in a good way
Driving back home and I'm stuck in traffic, it really isn't so bad, just imagine you're in line at an amusement park, and your home is the ride!
January 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Driving back home and I'm stuck in traffic, it really isn't so bad, just imagine you're in line at an amusement park, and your home is the ride!
Hadestown On Ice
"Hell Froze Over"
"Hell Froze Over"
November 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Hadestown On Ice
"Hell Froze Over"
"Hell Froze Over"
What's the point of Nintendo Music? Useless app!
October 30, 2024 at 11:04 PM
What's the point of Nintendo Music? Useless app!
Idea: String cheese to sew your cheese clothes back together
October 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Idea: String cheese to sew your cheese clothes back together
I'm applying to work at this place, and under "benefits" the only thing listed is "The Doubt"
Is this like, really good or should I be worried? 🤔
Is this like, really good or should I be worried? 🤔
August 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I'm applying to work at this place, and under "benefits" the only thing listed is "The Doubt"
Is this like, really good or should I be worried? 🤔
Is this like, really good or should I be worried? 🤔
Who wants to join my inconspicuous tailor business "Snitches Make Stitches"?
March 20, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Who wants to join my inconspicuous tailor business "Snitches Make Stitches"?
Actually, screw bluesky
There's no place to display your location on your profile, so I can't add my pronouns
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW I LIVE ON HE BOULEVARD IN HIMTOWN
There's no place to display your location on your profile, so I can't add my pronouns
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW I LIVE ON HE BOULEVARD IN HIMTOWN
January 10, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Actually, screw bluesky
There's no place to display your location on your profile, so I can't add my pronouns
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW I LIVE ON HE BOULEVARD IN HIMTOWN
There's no place to display your location on your profile, so I can't add my pronouns
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW I LIVE ON HE BOULEVARD IN HIMTOWN
It's been 6 hours and not a single employee has washed my hands, never going to Walmart again 😡
January 6, 2024 at 5:23 AM
It's been 6 hours and not a single employee has washed my hands, never going to Walmart again 😡
Sew a bow, as beloved 😉
November 8, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Sew a bow, as beloved 😉