William Leisner
@wleisner.bsky.social
I've written some stuff. I'm bound to write some more. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/william%20leisner
The Name You Know
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Name You Know
This is bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is bullshit
A movie that take place where I'm from
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A movie that take place where I'm from
You don't have to have turkey for your Thanksgiving dinner, and you don't have to justify having anything other than turkey for your Thanksgiving dinner.
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You don't have to have turkey for your Thanksgiving dinner, and you don't have to justify having anything other than turkey for your Thanksgiving dinner.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun
You know that only the good die young
The sinners are much more fun
You know that only the good die young
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun
You know that only the good die young
The sinners are much more fun
You know that only the good die young
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one, and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one, and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one, and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one, and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Coming this holiday season to the Hallmark Channel...
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Coming this holiday season to the Hallmark Channel...
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Shoulda followed through when you had the chance.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Shoulda followed through when you had the chance.
Who, I ask, *who* needs a toilet paper roll with a circumference greater than that of the seat??
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who, I ask, *who* needs a toilet paper roll with a circumference greater than that of the seat??
"All these libs whining about the East Wing, but they never said a word when Obama did THIS!"
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"All these libs whining about the East Wing, but they never said a word when Obama did THIS!"
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Yeah, that's a pretty fearless take.
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Yeah, that's a pretty fearless take.
"This was an attack on the Dallas Police Department!"
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"This was an attack on the Dallas Police Department!"
Spinning this up tonight in tribute
September 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Spinning this up tonight in tribute
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
OK, OK, we'll bring back the old logo
August 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
OK, OK, we'll bring back the old logo
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
August 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)