Don’t forget to mention the time you scored four touchdowns in a single game…

How many men are going straight from college to seminary without having the experience of working full time and paying rent and bills. What a bizarre justification. And I can’t imagine sending them into middle school classes with little subject matter or classroom management training will go well.

Trying to imagine the prayers written for a Votive Mass of Empowerment…

True, but he did give him a Knicks jersey instead of a Bulls jersey. He claimed it was because of the Knicks stars that came from Villanova, but I think some friendly trolling was at play also.

Had to get one at every Stuckey’s we stopped at…

That’s part two of my concern-Palestinian Christians want peace and safety while US evangelicals want to jump-start the Apocalypse.