Josh (He/Him)
@wmhsoj.bsky.social
Husband, daddy (not that kind, perverts), and all round basic bitch 🏳️🌈
Off to London with my boys today.
Kiddo doesn’t know it yet, but we’re taking him to the Paddington experience this afternoon. We watched all 3 movies yesterday in preparation for this!
Kiddo doesn’t know it yet, but we’re taking him to the Paddington experience this afternoon. We watched all 3 movies yesterday in preparation for this!
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December 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Off to London with my boys today.
Kiddo doesn’t know it yet, but we’re taking him to the Paddington experience this afternoon. We watched all 3 movies yesterday in preparation for this!
Kiddo doesn’t know it yet, but we’re taking him to the Paddington experience this afternoon. We watched all 3 movies yesterday in preparation for this!
All presents wrapped and under the tree. Hubby and I have caved and opened the chocolate orange that was part of the gift from my boss 😂
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
All presents wrapped and under the tree. Hubby and I have caved and opened the chocolate orange that was part of the gift from my boss 😂
Why are shops getting rid of the Christmas stuff already?!
Also, why couldn’t I find a chocolate Santa for less than £4.50?! lol
Also, why couldn’t I find a chocolate Santa for less than £4.50?! lol
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Why are shops getting rid of the Christmas stuff already?!
Also, why couldn’t I find a chocolate Santa for less than £4.50?! lol
Also, why couldn’t I find a chocolate Santa for less than £4.50?! lol
Getting into the festive spirit by making Christmas trees in Excel 🤣🎄
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Getting into the festive spirit by making Christmas trees in Excel 🤣🎄
Can’t get out of bed this morning. My alarm went off 45 minutes ago, and I’m still not up.
Probably going to be late now, but struggling to care.
Probably going to be late now, but struggling to care.
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t get out of bed this morning. My alarm went off 45 minutes ago, and I’m still not up.
Probably going to be late now, but struggling to care.
Probably going to be late now, but struggling to care.
I’ve never felt less prepared for Christmas.
I want to feel festive, but the house move is at the front of my mind pretty much 24/7 at the moment. I can’t wait to get into the new house, get some decs up and enjoy Christmas with my boys ❤️
I want to feel festive, but the house move is at the front of my mind pretty much 24/7 at the moment. I can’t wait to get into the new house, get some decs up and enjoy Christmas with my boys ❤️
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ve never felt less prepared for Christmas.
I want to feel festive, but the house move is at the front of my mind pretty much 24/7 at the moment. I can’t wait to get into the new house, get some decs up and enjoy Christmas with my boys ❤️
I want to feel festive, but the house move is at the front of my mind pretty much 24/7 at the moment. I can’t wait to get into the new house, get some decs up and enjoy Christmas with my boys ❤️
Looks like we’re on the move again! Found a house we liked and applied to rent it, which has been accepted.
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Looks like we’re on the move again! Found a house we liked and applied to rent it, which has been accepted.
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
I had a very sleepy Edith next to me whilst I was working today 🐈⬛💤
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I had a very sleepy Edith next to me whilst I was working today 🐈⬛💤
Mr George chilling in the tub 🛁
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mr George chilling in the tub 🛁
I’ve woken up with the song from Freaky Friday in my head, despite having not seen the movie since it came out..
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November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’ve woken up with the song from Freaky Friday in my head, despite having not seen the movie since it came out..
Bernard loves it when the heating is on
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bernard loves it when the heating is on
My birthday present from my husband 🕸️
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My birthday present from my husband 🕸️
Took myself up to bed, only to find one of the cats left a fucking turd on my duvet 😩😩😩
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Took myself up to bed, only to find one of the cats left a fucking turd on my duvet 😩😩😩
The week ahead involves becoming another year older.. but the excitement of only working 3 days, and a trip to the tattooist overrides that.
October 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The week ahead involves becoming another year older.. but the excitement of only working 3 days, and a trip to the tattooist overrides that.
Had a great day at the National Space Centre with my boys. Even learnt a thing or two!
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Had a great day at the National Space Centre with my boys. Even learnt a thing or two!
My carbon monoxide alarm has a fault and keeps beeping every minute. Battery isn’t removable/replaceable, and I can’t stop the beeping! Even submerging it in water isn’t helping 😂😩
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My carbon monoxide alarm has a fault and keeps beeping every minute. Battery isn’t removable/replaceable, and I can’t stop the beeping! Even submerging it in water isn’t helping 😂😩
Is it still a selfie, if the photo is of my reflection?
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Is it still a selfie, if the photo is of my reflection?
As if those wankers at the Dartford crossing rejected my PCN appeal because I paid a couple of days late.
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
September 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As if those wankers at the Dartford crossing rejected my PCN appeal because I paid a couple of days late.
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Could whoever keeps trying to spend £27.99 on google store with my old debit card please stop. The declined notifications from my bank are getting annoying.
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Could whoever keeps trying to spend £27.99 on google store with my old debit card please stop. The declined notifications from my bank are getting annoying.
For the first time in adulthood, I can comfortably fit into a size 34” jeans!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
a woman in a red dress is walking down some stairs
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August 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
For the first time in adulthood, I can comfortably fit into a size 34” jeans!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
Treated myself to some second lobes piercings today.
August 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Treated myself to some second lobes piercings today.
Hair did, beard trimmed and feeling fressshhhhhhh
August 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hair did, beard trimmed and feeling fressshhhhhhh
Lets see you at 21 (ish)
August 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Lets see you at 21 (ish)
My son just sneezed in his sleep 😂
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My son just sneezed in his sleep 😂
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
Is this a thing? Do people do this?