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Wm. Schumacher
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Gothic/Horror Film & Fiction Pedant (ghost stories, esp. M. R. James); Amateur Theatricals; Wastrel and Ne'er-Do-Well. Former Teacher. U of I ‘91, WPGU.
I’m jealous as ever!
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
It has my favorite Buster Keaton cameo (after Sunset Boulevard, of course).
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
As one does.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
And chapter-length lists of cetological facts.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh, Ignatius!
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Got famous leveraging his addiction on TikTok, moved to Bluesky and began being critical of true crime podcasters.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Spencerian, please!
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Or, just “Jesus, Tom,” for short.
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My wife and I are currently bingeing “Community,” so - no more spoilers, please…
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
He should have taken the part, and gone full “Upton Sinclair” improvisational, railing against the meatpacking industry in Chicago…
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh, this was in the 70’s; I found it in a library book of monologues for auditions, I think. FYI.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As a high school theater kid, “Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead” was purest theatrical and philosophical heaven.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Isn’t this - like Boston Cream - really more like a cake?
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I can’t believe I agree with him. I’m utterly distressed now. Thank you, Mike. And on my birthday, too.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
(BTW, the Charles Foster Kane clap at the end really sells it!)
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Or he spontaneously combusts.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
GOOD pie. That’s my hope and goal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM