Dylan Ⓥ
@wndrboy10.bsky.social
Annoying, straight edge, member of the Church of Seitan, picture taker, music maker. he/him
It’s been six months since April and I’m not any better
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It’s been six months since April and I’m not any better
My special skills include being able to dress as at least one dead wrestler at a moment’s notice
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My special skills include being able to dress as at least one dead wrestler at a moment’s notice
If someone throws a dildo at a PWHL game it will be handled on site, I fucking promise
August 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If someone throws a dildo at a PWHL game it will be handled on site, I fucking promise
Bro TWO girls on Hinge that I already know? This app getting too close to home 😤
July 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Bro TWO girls on Hinge that I already know? This app getting too close to home 😤
If I took the time I spent taping my stick, just in the few short months since I’ve been playing hockey, and put it to something useful I probably could have gotten a degree
May 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If I took the time I spent taping my stick, just in the few short months since I’ve been playing hockey, and put it to something useful I probably could have gotten a degree
The Mikko Rantanen revenge tour is both incredible to watch and absolutely terrifying
May 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Mikko Rantanen revenge tour is both incredible to watch and absolutely terrifying
If the Pope is from Chicago does that make Jordan’s religious garb now?
May 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If the Pope is from Chicago does that make Jordan’s religious garb now?
“Ya know ya gotta choose your battles” I choose all of them
April 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Ya know ya gotta choose your battles” I choose all of them
You guys ever like someone on a dating app cause you know they’re a catfish or a bot and you wanna catfish them back?
April 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You guys ever like someone on a dating app cause you know they’re a catfish or a bot and you wanna catfish them back?
Everyone: this John Cena heel turn is gonna be great!!!! I’m so glad it’s finally happening!!!!
John Cena: *wrestles like a heel*
Those same dorks: man why was this match so boring!?!?!?
John Cena: *wrestles like a heel*
Those same dorks: man why was this match so boring!?!?!?
April 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Everyone: this John Cena heel turn is gonna be great!!!! I’m so glad it’s finally happening!!!!
John Cena: *wrestles like a heel*
Those same dorks: man why was this match so boring!?!?!?
John Cena: *wrestles like a heel*
Those same dorks: man why was this match so boring!?!?!?
Damn I really got nothing else to do today but stare at some fucking chairs, huh?
March 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Damn I really got nothing else to do today but stare at some fucking chairs, huh?
SARAH FUCKING FILLIER
March 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
SARAH FUCKING FILLIER
What kind of dog shit call was that? Sending out Luke Hughes in the fourth round of a shootout. I give Keefe a lot of credit, but that was throwing the fucking game
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What kind of dog shit call was that? Sending out Luke Hughes in the fourth round of a shootout. I give Keefe a lot of credit, but that was throwing the fucking game
Watching Quinn Hughes skate is a religious experience
March 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Watching Quinn Hughes skate is a religious experience
Hardcore bands just don’t talk about hardcore like they used to 😤
March 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Hardcore bands just don’t talk about hardcore like they used to 😤
ABBY ROQUE JUST HIT A FUCKING MICH LMAO
March 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
ABBY ROQUE JUST HIT A FUCKING MICH LMAO
Idk how then metalcore dudes do it, the crabcore stance while playing fucking hurts, bro
March 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Idk how then metalcore dudes do it, the crabcore stance while playing fucking hurts, bro
Dating apps are mad hard cause I can’t just open every conversation with “you fuck with Bayway?” and I think that’s fucked up
March 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dating apps are mad hard cause I can’t just open every conversation with “you fuck with Bayway?” and I think that’s fucked up
We shoulda let Parker Canon push more kids of stages, he was right
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We shoulda let Parker Canon push more kids of stages, he was right
That is, in fact, my #CaptainAmerica
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That is, in fact, my #CaptainAmerica
Tom Brady’s wife left him cause he can’t tie a fucking tie
February 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tom Brady’s wife left him cause he can’t tie a fucking tie
My favorite part of watching hockey at home is listening to the commentators (specifically Daneyko) talk shit about the refs/league for what they call
February 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My favorite part of watching hockey at home is listening to the commentators (specifically Daneyko) talk shit about the refs/league for what they call
NEW YORK AND BOSTON RIVALRY BOYS WE STAY HEATED
February 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
NEW YORK AND BOSTON RIVALRY BOYS WE STAY HEATED
Oh fuck off with that only calling the retaliation bull shit
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh fuck off with that only calling the retaliation bull shit