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@wobs23.bsky.social
Afraid of her own shadow, but she's like, really brave about it.
Pinned
Phone numbers are so impersonal, here's my summoning circle
I feel like most of the people disappointed in me throughout my life just forgot to consider that I'm a little dog.
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel like most of the people disappointed in me throughout my life just forgot to consider that I'm a little dog.
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
Crazy that one of the highlights of my year was playing catch with a ball at a park dressed like a slut.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Crazy that one of the highlights of my year was playing catch with a ball at a park dressed like a slut.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
Everything makes more sense with my head at 45°
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everything makes more sense with my head at 45°
Coping so well it's like I'm not coping at all :^)
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Coping so well it's like I'm not coping at all :^)
Career check-in with my manager today. Mentally preparing myself to avoid looking like this
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Career check-in with my manager today. Mentally preparing myself to avoid looking like this
Going absolutely feral thinking about using Whirling Ovation on the dungeon contest encounters
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Going absolutely feral thinking about using Whirling Ovation on the dungeon contest encounters
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
Dressing up real cute to do the worst job anyone has ever seen painting my nails is peak Saturday content :)
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Dressing up real cute to do the worst job anyone has ever seen painting my nails is peak Saturday content :)
Crazy that people are so nice to me even when my standards are so low. You guys could be getting such a better deal
I'll do anything you want if you promise not to hate me for 48 hours (that's about as long as I'll believe you)
I'll do anything you want if you promise not to hate me for 48 hours (that's about as long as I'll believe you)
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Crazy that people are so nice to me even when my standards are so low. You guys could be getting such a better deal
I'll do anything you want if you promise not to hate me for 48 hours (that's about as long as I'll believe you)
I'll do anything you want if you promise not to hate me for 48 hours (that's about as long as I'll believe you)
Tidying up and baking cookies in my head before I try to summon a personality. Hoping if I make it real cozy she'll decide to stay :)
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Tidying up and baking cookies in my head before I try to summon a personality. Hoping if I make it real cozy she'll decide to stay :)
When someone says I'm intimidating (lol, lmao even) this is how I feel
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When someone says I'm intimidating (lol, lmao even) this is how I feel
If you average my results from all those kink tests you end up with this
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you average my results from all those kink tests you end up with this
Pop quiz! Can you tell based on this sleep deficit chart when my wife got a blood clot?
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Pop quiz! Can you tell based on this sleep deficit chart when my wife got a blood clot?
Every bed I sleep in is a dog bed if you really think about it 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Every bed I sleep in is a dog bed if you really think about it 🤔
In the past two months I've gone from one person to two, so by this time next year there should be 128 of me
or maybe just 8 of me... idk if it's doubling or +1 until January
or maybe just 8 of me... idk if it's doubling or +1 until January
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
In the past two months I've gone from one person to two, so by this time next year there should be 128 of me
or maybe just 8 of me... idk if it's doubling or +1 until January
or maybe just 8 of me... idk if it's doubling or +1 until January
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Blemishine workout gear
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Blemishine workout gear
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
Looks familiar? Naw, it's just a coincidence I'm sure...
In a dog bed shaking and crying like every well adjusted 27 year old :^)
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In a dog bed shaking and crying like every well adjusted 27 year old :^)
Well, I stayed up till it was bright outside, but luckily at this time of year it's just a few more hours till it's dark again :D
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Well, I stayed up till it was bright outside, but luckily at this time of year it's just a few more hours till it's dark again :D
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
"I wish my stress levels had an easy physical tell. Would make it so much easier to prioritize myself."
*Remembers I've been picking at my ears again and they've been bleeding for weeks*
"Ok, but that doesn't count"
*Remembers I've been picking at my ears again and they've been bleeding for weeks*
"Ok, but that doesn't count"
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"I wish my stress levels had an easy physical tell. Would make it so much easier to prioritize myself."
*Remembers I've been picking at my ears again and they've been bleeding for weeks*
"Ok, but that doesn't count"
*Remembers I've been picking at my ears again and they've been bleeding for weeks*
"Ok, but that doesn't count"
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looking through Little Caesar’s menu feels like touring the reptile section of the zoo
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
looking through Little Caesar’s menu feels like touring the reptile section of the zoo
Waking up with a tummy ache should be illegal. I was gone you a full 3 hours and 28 minutes and this is what I come back to??
I'm a software girl, idk wtf to do after I've turned it off and back on >.>
I'm a software girl, idk wtf to do after I've turned it off and back on >.>
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Waking up with a tummy ache should be illegal. I was gone you a full 3 hours and 28 minutes and this is what I come back to??
I'm a software girl, idk wtf to do after I've turned it off and back on >.>
I'm a software girl, idk wtf to do after I've turned it off and back on >.>
My sad girl aesthetic is
"Looks like she's fantasizing about being put down at the vet"
"Looks like she's fantasizing about being put down at the vet"
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My sad girl aesthetic is
"Looks like she's fantasizing about being put down at the vet"
"Looks like she's fantasizing about being put down at the vet"
T1 take it 3-2, Faker wins another Worlds, 3 in a row now, 6 total...
Only one other person has won worlds twice without being on Faker's team... and the man has 6...
absolutely incredible series, so glad I stayed up for it
Only one other person has won worlds twice without being on Faker's team... and the man has 6...
absolutely incredible series, so glad I stayed up for it
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
T1 take it 3-2, Faker wins another Worlds, 3 in a row now, 6 total...
Only one other person has won worlds twice without being on Faker's team... and the man has 6...
absolutely incredible series, so glad I stayed up for it
Only one other person has won worlds twice without being on Faker's team... and the man has 6...
absolutely incredible series, so glad I stayed up for it
AHHHH KT IS UP 2-1
THEY COULD DO IT
EITHER KT WINS WORLDS OR WE GET 5 GAME TELECOM WAR AT WORLDS
THEY COULD DO IT
EITHER KT WINS WORLDS OR WE GET 5 GAME TELECOM WAR AT WORLDS
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
AHHHH KT IS UP 2-1
THEY COULD DO IT
EITHER KT WINS WORLDS OR WE GET 5 GAME TELECOM WAR AT WORLDS
THEY COULD DO IT
EITHER KT WINS WORLDS OR WE GET 5 GAME TELECOM WAR AT WORLDS
WORLD'S FINALS THIS WEEKEND
KT vs T1 TELECOM WAR
I WANT FIVE BANGER GAMES THAT BARELY RESEMBLE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
IF THERE ARE NOT 40 KILLS IN 30 MINUTES EVERY GAME I WANT MY MONEY BACK
KT vs T1 TELECOM WAR
I WANT FIVE BANGER GAMES THAT BARELY RESEMBLE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
IF THERE ARE NOT 40 KILLS IN 30 MINUTES EVERY GAME I WANT MY MONEY BACK
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
WORLD'S FINALS THIS WEEKEND
KT vs T1 TELECOM WAR
I WANT FIVE BANGER GAMES THAT BARELY RESEMBLE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
IF THERE ARE NOT 40 KILLS IN 30 MINUTES EVERY GAME I WANT MY MONEY BACK
KT vs T1 TELECOM WAR
I WANT FIVE BANGER GAMES THAT BARELY RESEMBLE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
IF THERE ARE NOT 40 KILLS IN 30 MINUTES EVERY GAME I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Was dciding what I wanted to play last night and tie break went to Destiny cuz my wife makes the coolest guns in the world and they're too fun. I live a cartoonish dream life ^-^
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Was dciding what I wanted to play last night and tie break went to Destiny cuz my wife makes the coolest guns in the world and they're too fun. I live a cartoonish dream life ^-^