get yourself a boyfriend that will sit outside just to whip some butter with wine.
Me. I'm the boyfriend

this dude is the most hilarious home appliance I ever had. And adding those eyes was the best idea.

my worst fear is making it all the way to the destination just to crash there. Firest you get dragged through the whole Ryanair experience, and then you don't even get to see the destination.

getting through airport security is always the most annoying & stressful shit.

I gaslight myself into thinking that I actually am a drug mule, and they are gonna escort me out at gunpoint.

While I love traveling, going to the airports is my biggest nightmare.
The plane is at 7:30, so I have to be there at 6 tops. So I have to catch the train at 5. So I have to go out at like 4:30, so I have to be up at 3:30.

Guess who's not sleeping tonight 😮‍💨

every time I see this sign I read it in my head with a church voice.

"Cyclists REJOIN!"

Going Xmas shopping in the strong wind might've been the worst idea I'd had in a long long time.

also here is some bread I baked today. Let it be the start of my new "Social Media is healing" chapter.

everyone keeps telling me to come to Bluesky, because it's the new good side of the Internet. We'll see about that!