One of my co-workers isn’t enjoying the horrible, repetitive music at work so I suggested they just change a lot of the lyrics in their head to be about gay sex.

Watched Marriage Story while my internet was down because I had it on USB & it’s definitely Noah Baumbach’s best film so far. Put it off this long because I didn’t want to be devastated, but by the end I just felt Chinese.

Think I’m finally willing to admit to myself that watching YouTube videos is actually a huge waste of time and it’s time to change my homosexual media diet.

Breaking news: The Mujahideen has fucked the President of the United States in his ass.

This Summer, former federal agent Myron Gaines of the “Fresh & Fit” podcast is…

BLACK HITLER.

Saw this and thought, “I love socialism, but I always feel like it needs to get a little Chinese with it.”

we went to the fagot food truck & everyone knew you

People just be sayin shit

It was Colonel Mustard in my ass

Why is there so much gay sex on my for you page? Very strange, bluesky. Lots of gay sex between two men I’m seeing. Some of the gayest sex I’ve honestly ever seen. I can’t seem to look away. It’s almost blinding me…

My job on the leftist commune is to hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, and criticize after dinner, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, herdsman or critic. I am constantly stressed out about it. It's way too many responsibilities.

The most suspicious thing about bluesky so far is that it isn’t Chinese ENOUGH.

The only things that Tim Pool and I have in common is that we are both bald, stupid, ugly, have grey in our beards, and our dicks are small.

On an intersectional level, I’m actually black, trans, gay, neurodivergent, autistic, greysexual, circumcised, and colonized.

It would actually be funny if Elon Musk & Donald Trump were each both gay & trans. There should be an animated sitcom about it. That would be real cultural resistance from the left. Trump & Elon as two gay trans dads.