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Steve
@wokkarokka.bsky.social
I'm not short, I'm built close to the ground for speed and maneuverability.

PDX, OR
I think I'm contractually obliged to occasionally reassert that one of my favorite parts of working in a hospital is my appreciation for seeing bulges in general and VPL in particular in scrubs.
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm not even "h word" at work today, I'm all the way up at feral.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don't know what I need to do to switch my Instagram algorithms around, but getting all the slutty hot men content on my work computer instead of my laptop at home is making the work day hard.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I used to highly rank (in my own lists) "Frequency" (2000) starring Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezel, but as they get more and more MAGA, the less I want to watch that movie, which is kind of a bummer.
Literally fire the writers
Jim Caviezel to play Jair Bolsonaro in ‘heroic’ biopic
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The water from the water filling station at Dublin Airport is not as good as water from Portland.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Why are we fighting when we could be sucking cock
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dublin, I am in you!

I was in you yesterday, too, but also today and for like another week.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Seattle, I am in you!
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Generally speaking, I'm pretty unaffected by vaccines. That being said, today's Hep B (2 of 2) and HPV (2 of 3) vaccines combined with an unscheduled ophth appointment (dilated eyes) made for an interesting evening of minor symptoms.
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
fellas is it gay to be all tuckered out
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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i need to practice more gay sex so i can get better! who will help me practice my gay sex??
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
July 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I forgot both my work phone and my personal phone at home this morning, so it's up to you, my oomfs, to post enough nsfw content here so I can make it through the day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
As someone who was grandfathered in to the No Hair Up There Society (thanks for those genes, Gramps), one of my favorite things on a guy is messy bed head.

Take that as you will.
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I need to go to more underwear parties.
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I feel like the only guys who can pull off a fully shaved junk are very built/lean types with basically no hair anywhere else. If you have moderate to severe general hairiness with a nekkid peener, it just looks bizarre.
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Sandman was nice to me - I got a dream last night where I got to blow two roommates at the same time.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There should be a dark room at work.
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
5'7" and size 10.

Office selfie courtesy of Webex.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Me and oomf
August 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM