they call him COINTELPRO Carney

come on man be serious

what my microwave sees at 3 AM (it is my murder alibi)

how it feels to pay my landlord like 45% of my income every month

i need to stop forgetting to refill my anxiety medication cause i keep putting it off until things get to the point where im like fucking cutting at work or something and then just Not doing anything about it and then being Fine until it happens again and the cycle continues forever until i die

if you don't treat me like the prettiest princess and most special boy in the world ill kill myself in front of you

lesser known waifu: probably AI generated pastel goth girl from 1pc Neurospiicyu Adult Adhd Planner

seasonal depression has me lying in bed cuddling my IKEA® GOSIG GOLDEN™ like this at 10 am on a monday

author's note: this post is about an actual dog. not a girl

my apple has a seam in it today. this is where they put the microchips in and sewed it back up

thank u jack twitter for signing me up to the Median Democrat Voter algorithm

ladies.. what's good!!