Surely this will get out the vote. Maybe more than anything said previously.

May we be crying tears of relief next week. It's harder for me to cry ever since I got put on anti-anxiety meds after 2020, but I will for sure.

I worry what my next 4 years of librarianship would look like under that shithead. I am fortunate to work in an area that overwhelmingly supports how we run the library, but we all know REPs only care about State's rights when it serves their goals, and will do anything country wide when they can.

They've done nothing wrong!

There’s only one option. Let a bird take up residence in your shoes. Spiders won’t be a problem again.

Very vanishing hitchhiker vibes.

You know summer is over when the nosebleeds come. Also used to predict whether we're getting an early spring or not.

This sounds morbid (and it is I suppose) and worrying, but often times at my most anxious about the future I will tell myself that one day I will be dead and will be never be anxious again. And sometimes that actually works.

Reading this gave me an idea. Rest in Reese’s Pieces. No one has ever said that before and I think I should be hired by Hersheys and given enough money to become a hermit. Thank you for the creative spark your great joke has given me.

Well I order Graphic Novels for my library and I will be buying a copy. Ergo at least 1 million copies will be sold.