Are you getting the entire lobster for that? Satan’s taint…

Techno Viking is king

You look damn good for your weight. Damn good.

I have full faith you’ll get to a number where you’ll be happy. Good luck 💙

Haters going to hate. You’ll hit an age where your give a damn breaks.

I’ve been doxed. I’ve had death threats. While it was stressful at the time, I’m not letting it drag me down.

I’m unapologetically me. If people don’t like me, that’s their problem not mine. I sleep fine every night

Let me see here:
I treat people with respect
Understand the white privilege I have
Vote in ways that help society & not my pocketbook
Try & impact my environmental footprint
Try & not be a Karen/Chad
Empathize with the younger generations how fucked they are

So…not at all boomer-like

Young bastard….

Mexico or South America (Paraguay, Argentina) are high on the list. Panama would be amazing as well

I feel this all too well…

Thankfully there are no VPs or my boss in this week. It’ll be a noon departure for me each of the next few days 😹

You’re not a bad dog, you just do bad things.

I can think of worse places to be stranded. Your luck at that airport has been impressive 😓

No pooping for you 🤣

We’re letting the inmates run the asylum at this point. Going to be fun (/s) for cons going forward if this is the new norm

Your eyes are better than mine to see the cover 😂

1994

-20F with the wind here today. Enjoy the t-shirt weather 😂