@thelocalxeno.bsky.social is this Lora? Please dm me, I really want to apologize for how I was before

just eating my loaf, sir

what would you do if Indiana Jones showed up in your life and started wailing on your ass with the handle end of his whip

the other day I was looking at this newspaper when an older gentleman walked up next to me picked up a copy. I glanced over at his face, and it was none other than Jimmy Carter himself. We made eye contact, he winked at me and said "don't post about this or I'll kill you"