Wade Olsson
@wolsson.bsky.social
Dammit, you beat me to it!
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Dammit, you beat me to it!
I’m not sure I agree that was a fail. In any event, it’s completely delightful.
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I’m not sure I agree that was a fail. In any event, it’s completely delightful.
What time does her pimp want her home by?
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What time does her pimp want her home by?
No. I refuse to accept that these are actual human beings.
January 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
No. I refuse to accept that these are actual human beings.
When Alison was at Rutgers, I was her IT support person, and she was always delightful and a pleasure to work with.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When Alison was at Rutgers, I was her IT support person, and she was always delightful and a pleasure to work with.
MAHA: Make Americans Hosebags Again.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MAHA: Make Americans Hosebags Again.
To receive her next batch of instructions.
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
To receive her next batch of instructions.
Yep @parlogram.bsky.social is always on point.
August 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yep @parlogram.bsky.social is always on point.
Yeah, that didn't happen, you impotent little gnome.
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yeah, that didn't happen, you impotent little gnome.
There's also a woman behind the plate with some kind of MAGA 45-47 hat that's making me mental.
August 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There's also a woman behind the plate with some kind of MAGA 45-47 hat that's making me mental.
Also, the fucking weirdo doesn't even drink coffee.
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also, the fucking weirdo doesn't even drink coffee.
I have many leather-bound books, and my office smells of rich mahogany.
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have many leather-bound books, and my office smells of rich mahogany.
The online version's headline is marginally better. Or worse. I can't even tell any more.
"Canceling Stephen Colbert Isn’t Funny."
"Canceling Stephen Colbert Isn’t Funny."
July 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The online version's headline is marginally better. Or worse. I can't even tell any more.
"Canceling Stephen Colbert Isn’t Funny."
"Canceling Stephen Colbert Isn’t Funny."
Criminally underrated.
July 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Criminally underrated.
Somebody should let the folks at WPIX know that, because they're currently airing some show that basically looks like TikTok pranks.
July 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Somebody should let the folks at WPIX know that, because they're currently airing some show that basically looks like TikTok pranks.