wombatpm.bsky.social
@wombatpm.bsky.social
Sarcastic cat owner. I also have children. And dogs.
Well after we go to war with Mexico and annex Baja California, that will be nice and affordable.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Well after we go to war with Mexico and annex Baja California, that will be nice and affordable.
Well if global warming continues, you be in a warm dark place instead.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Well if global warming continues, you be in a warm dark place instead.
Wait until he discovers Rust. And Rustos mock his C and C++, or heaven forbid C#
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Wait until he discovers Rust. And Rustos mock his C and C++, or heaven forbid C#
Baby goat in PJ’s or fainting goat?
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Baby goat in PJ’s or fainting goat?
Two years from now, he’ll discover he underbought or they sold him two mismatched lots, and this quarry will no longer be in business. And he’ll have to buy it again. I hope it cracks in storage.
Be a shame if a forklift hits the stored marble.
Be a shame if a forklift hits the stored marble.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Two years from now, he’ll discover he underbought or they sold him two mismatched lots, and this quarry will no longer be in business. And he’ll have to buy it again. I hope it cracks in storage.
Be a shame if a forklift hits the stored marble.
Be a shame if a forklift hits the stored marble.
And we have no plans nor an architect but he’s buying marble and onyx. Yeah this beast won’t be going over budget.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
And we have no plans nor an architect but he’s buying marble and onyx. Yeah this beast won’t be going over budget.
I thought he had all of these donations for the ballroom. Now he’s acting like that’s all his money now?
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I thought he had all of these donations for the ballroom. Now he’s acting like that’s all his money now?
He should do more statues. Then when he’s gone we can give them the Saddam treatment.
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 AM
He should do more statues. Then when he’s gone we can give them the Saddam treatment.
I meant don’t give them raises they might CEO somewhere else.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I meant don’t give them raises they might CEO somewhere else.
If you did give them real raises they might go and CEO somewhere else.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
If you did give them real raises they might go and CEO somewhere else.
I’d rather see a ban on stock buybacks
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’d rather see a ban on stock buybacks
Why don’t we let all the CEO’s live on one private island and work remotely. Heaven forbid they brush shoulders with common people.
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Why don’t we let all the CEO’s live on one private island and work remotely. Heaven forbid they brush shoulders with common people.
Voting control of pledged stock should then reside with the bank
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Voting control of pledged stock should then reside with the bank
Do not personify the plagiarism machine. It hates that.
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Do not personify the plagiarism machine. It hates that.
If the Trust and Safety Council would stop reporting it, the issues would just go away.
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If the Trust and Safety Council would stop reporting it, the issues would just go away.
Right after “An Evening with Greg Gutfeld”
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Right after “An Evening with Greg Gutfeld”
We just need to build a datacenter the size a Dyson sphere of compute consuming 100% of the sun’s output
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We just need to build a datacenter the size a Dyson sphere of compute consuming 100% of the sun’s output
Considering Trump’s heart is 3 sizes too small, I’m not surprised he wants extra thin blood.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Considering Trump’s heart is 3 sizes too small, I’m not surprised he wants extra thin blood.
I routinely bet against Sicilians when death is on the line too!
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I routinely bet against Sicilians when death is on the line too!
Will JD be able to take the reigns before the term is over? Cause once he’s in charge I expect a big cabinet shakeup.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Will JD be able to take the reigns before the term is over? Cause once he’s in charge I expect a big cabinet shakeup.
Probably for the best since it is 3 sizes too small
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Probably for the best since it is 3 sizes too small
What about the Hand? Or Kingpin?
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
What about the Hand? Or Kingpin?