I've never had someone treat the bizarre shape of my body so sweetly ;~;

I fucked up so bad that isn't how it goes at all

I understand everyone will think this is reddit but you have to understand. A beautiful woman told me to

consistent issue once every 3 years where I try to set any kind of time-based boundary and people freak out and try to break things off that were already broken off literally 5 months prior. I'm not devoting a week and a half to entertaining you I'm busy! I have a wife! And friends!

thank you my friend 🐶🙏 it hasn't been too bad so far

I'm still finding empty beer cans hidden in bizarre places

I dont think I actually want to have a guest for 7 entire days. I could not handle that last time and the more I think about it the more I want to cancel it entirely.