forest friend
@wonderfulsmear.bsky.social
just your everyday critter scrounging around
Just learning they call cursive “joined-up writing” in the uk?!
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just learning they call cursive “joined-up writing” in the uk?!
Sorry this is loser shit! I hate the military industrial complex too but we’re paying for it one way or another so I might as well get a free airshow out of it. Just put your dog in a soundproof box or whatever
July 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sorry this is loser shit! I hate the military industrial complex too but we’re paying for it one way or another so I might as well get a free airshow out of it. Just put your dog in a soundproof box or whatever
Don’t say you’re “based in” a city. I’ll kick your ass
April 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Don’t say you’re “based in” a city. I’ll kick your ass
My favorite Facebook marketplace item is the engagement ring. Tragic postings
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My favorite Facebook marketplace item is the engagement ring. Tragic postings
This is what it’s really like to live in the Pacific Northwest
November 21, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This is what it’s really like to live in the Pacific Northwest
Relaxing with an informative webinar on microplastics in the environment
November 7, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Relaxing with an informative webinar on microplastics in the environment
Marketplace is the hub of Community
October 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Marketplace is the hub of Community
If I ever post “I finally got some dried ramen ingredients from RamenBae…” I am in grave danger
October 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM
If I ever post “I finally got some dried ramen ingredients from RamenBae…” I am in grave danger
If I found a piece of Parmesan on the street but it still had most of the wrapping on it I would eat a lot of it no question
October 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
If I found a piece of Parmesan on the street but it still had most of the wrapping on it I would eat a lot of it no question
Salmonposting
September 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Salmonposting
I’ve achieved an immense amount of power at work by knowing which elevator is which. I simply have to look at the big display to know which one is called and I can turn to face it like a Man instead of cluelessly standing around waiting for the ding like a Sheep
September 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I’ve achieved an immense amount of power at work by knowing which elevator is which. I simply have to look at the big display to know which one is called and I can turn to face it like a Man instead of cluelessly standing around waiting for the ding like a Sheep
*sniffling and crying* Mom said it was MY turn with the Mandate of Heaven!
June 12, 2024 at 12:57 PM
*sniffling and crying* Mom said it was MY turn with the Mandate of Heaven!
Korn monk appearance monk tv show monk obsessive compulsive detective korn band monk episode
February 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Korn monk appearance monk tv show monk obsessive compulsive detective korn band monk episode
To the Germanic people, this is the funniest thing imaginable: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8TKvWjh/
February 15, 2024 at 2:32 PM
To the Germanic people, this is the funniest thing imaginable: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8TKvWjh/
Thinking about the startup thing of saying “I started this business out of my garage” if some said that to me today I’d say “Damn you have a garage?!”
February 11, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Thinking about the startup thing of saying “I started this business out of my garage” if some said that to me today I’d say “Damn you have a garage?!”
Nothing better than a not-nazi ukranian black metal band. One in a million
February 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Nothing better than a not-nazi ukranian black metal band. One in a million
Y’all ever see a post without looking at who posted it and just be like “I know it was that one guy” damn…
January 31, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Y’all ever see a post without looking at who posted it and just be like “I know it was that one guy” damn…
I am a firm believer in a couple drops of fish sauce
January 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I am a firm believer in a couple drops of fish sauce
Who else up contemplating they sins on the eve of battle
January 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Who else up contemplating they sins on the eve of battle
I like bitburger because it tastes a little like blood
January 25, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I like bitburger because it tastes a little like blood
The thing about Barbie not getting nominated for Oscar’s is simply that it is not a Very Good Film. Not that the greasy old chuffers at Oscar’s would know a good one if they saw it anyway
January 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
The thing about Barbie not getting nominated for Oscar’s is simply that it is not a Very Good Film. Not that the greasy old chuffers at Oscar’s would know a good one if they saw it anyway
I love running out of posts to look at. I am free
January 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I love running out of posts to look at. I am free
Smoking weed is so awesome because if you stop using it for a while you realize you generally feel more energetic and less depressed, but then you think “hmm maybe it would be cool if I felt kinda funny for a few hours” what a reward!
January 10, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Smoking weed is so awesome because if you stop using it for a while you realize you generally feel more energetic and less depressed, but then you think “hmm maybe it would be cool if I felt kinda funny for a few hours” what a reward!