HOWARD IN WONDERLAND QUOTES
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HOWARD: You guys are staying in the car, alright? Christian's coming with me so they understand my condition at least a little better. Since, you know, they don't know anything about what happened to me.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
HOWARD: You guys are staying in the car, alright? Christian's coming with me so they understand my condition at least a little better. Since, you know, they don't know anything about what happened to me.
DEAN: ...Alright. I suppose that's fair. Goodnight, Cthonaut A. Cthonaut C.
CHRISTIAN: Just call me Christian. Besides, I'm following you out.
DEAN: Oh... Right.
CHRISTIAN: Just call me Christian. Besides, I'm following you out.
DEAN: Oh... Right.
February 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
DEAN: ...Alright. I suppose that's fair. Goodnight, Cthonaut A. Cthonaut C.
CHRISTIAN: Just call me Christian. Besides, I'm following you out.
DEAN: Oh... Right.
CHRISTIAN: Just call me Christian. Besides, I'm following you out.
DEAN: Oh... Right.
CLIFT: I'm not mad, Jimmy. Nor am I upset. Would I have kissed you back if I was?
DEAN: No, I suppose not...
DEAN: No, I suppose not...
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
CLIFT: I'm not mad, Jimmy. Nor am I upset. Would I have kissed you back if I was?
DEAN: No, I suppose not...
DEAN: No, I suppose not...
DEAN: What the- Leonard? And... Cthonaut A, isn't that right?
CTHONAUT A: James Dean.
CTHONAUT A: James Dean.
February 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
DEAN: What the- Leonard? And... Cthonaut A, isn't that right?
CTHONAUT A: James Dean.
CTHONAUT A: James Dean.
HOWARD: ...I'll tell you about it some other time, okay? But it's really hard for me to talk about. I'll bring the others over for a group chat about it so I don't have to tell the story a million times.
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
HOWARD: ...I'll tell you about it some other time, okay? But it's really hard for me to talk about. I'll bring the others over for a group chat about it so I don't have to tell the story a million times.
CTHONAUT A: Then I'll visit tomorrow.
HOWARD: Whatever suits you, I guess…
HOWARD: Whatever suits you, I guess…
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 AM
CTHONAUT A: Then I'll visit tomorrow.
HOWARD: Whatever suits you, I guess…
HOWARD: Whatever suits you, I guess…
'WASHINGTON': You don't know what you're going to find in there if you go forward. Memories and... things of the sort. Blah blah blah.
HOWARD: Thank God. I've been wanting those back.
HOWARD: Thank God. I've been wanting those back.
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 AM
'WASHINGTON': You don't know what you're going to find in there if you go forward. Memories and... things of the sort. Blah blah blah.
HOWARD: Thank God. I've been wanting those back.
HOWARD: Thank God. I've been wanting those back.
CTHONAUT A: I... I can't afford to let anything bad happen. That is my responsibility right now.
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
CTHONAUT A: I... I can't afford to let anything bad happen. That is my responsibility right now.
CTHONAUT A: Come. We have very little time. The Horned Serpent seems to be planning something, and I don't like the lack of Wonderland's presence.
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
CTHONAUT A: Come. We have very little time. The Horned Serpent seems to be planning something, and I don't like the lack of Wonderland's presence.
ALEX: ...You deserve your privacy, Howard. Whatever I said the other day, I'm sorry. I was worried and frustrated and I didn't want you to-... Never mind.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
ALEX: ...You deserve your privacy, Howard. Whatever I said the other day, I'm sorry. I was worried and frustrated and I didn't want you to-... Never mind.
CTHONAUT D: We have to do something! Other me, YOU have to do something!
DEAN: Other me?
CTHONAUT D: Howard is in danger!
DEAN: Other me?
CTHONAUT D: Howard is in danger!
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
CTHONAUT D: We have to do something! Other me, YOU have to do something!
DEAN: Other me?
CTHONAUT D: Howard is in danger!
DEAN: Other me?
CTHONAUT D: Howard is in danger!
CLIFT: I hope not. That was such an awful moment in time, I wouldn't ever want to repeat it.
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
CLIFT: I hope not. That was such an awful moment in time, I wouldn't ever want to repeat it.
ALEX: ...It's been two years.
HOWARD: Elisa is... Elisa hasn't seen me in two years?! No wonder she looked a bit older...
HOWARD: Elisa is... Elisa hasn't seen me in two years?! No wonder she looked a bit older...
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
ALEX: ...It's been two years.
HOWARD: Elisa is... Elisa hasn't seen me in two years?! No wonder she looked a bit older...
HOWARD: Elisa is... Elisa hasn't seen me in two years?! No wonder she looked a bit older...
HOWARD: ...Alright. I'll give him a call.
ELIZABETH: Good. Remember, we still love you. Elisa is in good hands with us.
ELIZABETH: Good. Remember, we still love you. Elisa is in good hands with us.
February 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
HOWARD: ...Alright. I'll give him a call.
ELIZABETH: Good. Remember, we still love you. Elisa is in good hands with us.
ELIZABETH: Good. Remember, we still love you. Elisa is in good hands with us.
TV VOICEOVER: The FBI is offering a reward of up to $1M for information leading to the arrest of alleged murderer Howard Melrose.
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
TV VOICEOVER: The FBI is offering a reward of up to $1M for information leading to the arrest of alleged murderer Howard Melrose.
ALEX: No one is going anywhere, Howard. It's... it's gonna be okay...
February 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ALEX: No one is going anywhere, Howard. It's... it's gonna be okay...
THE MARTIAN SERPENT: THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH.
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
THE MARTIAN SERPENT: THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH.
ELISA: But you let him in, right? I don't know what it is about Alex that makes you feel like you can open up to him, but I'm glad that you can do that. You need someone you can rely on.
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
ELISA: But you let him in, right? I don't know what it is about Alex that makes you feel like you can open up to him, but I'm glad that you can do that. You need someone you can rely on.
THE HORNED SERPENT: WHO BETTER TO SEEK FOR KNOWLEDGE ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAN A JOURNALIST? AND- AH, I DO RECALL SOMEONE DUBBING YOU THE 'MONUMENT OF TRAGEDY'. YOU WILL SERVE YOUR PURPOSE WELL, LITTLE HUMAN.
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
THE HORNED SERPENT: WHO BETTER TO SEEK FOR KNOWLEDGE ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAN A JOURNALIST? AND- AH, I DO RECALL SOMEONE DUBBING YOU THE 'MONUMENT OF TRAGEDY'. YOU WILL SERVE YOUR PURPOSE WELL, LITTLE HUMAN.
HOWARD: Why would you... I mean... Why would anyone...
CTHONAUT A: You... really don't think people like you, do you?
CTHONAUT A: You... really don't think people like you, do you?
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
HOWARD: Why would you... I mean... Why would anyone...
CTHONAUT A: You... really don't think people like you, do you?
CTHONAUT A: You... really don't think people like you, do you?
THOMAS: She's right. I believe you are capable. All you need do is focus.
CTHONAUT C: U-Uh, sure, I can try, but... Well, if it fails...
CTHONAUT C: U-Uh, sure, I can try, but... Well, if it fails...
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
THOMAS: She's right. I believe you are capable. All you need do is focus.
CTHONAUT C: U-Uh, sure, I can try, but... Well, if it fails...
CTHONAUT C: U-Uh, sure, I can try, but... Well, if it fails...
KNIGHT: That's fine and all. But do you REALLY think either of these humans can fight?
JASMINE: I'LL have YOU know in my universe, I am JUST as much a hero as YOU.
JASMINE: I'LL have YOU know in my universe, I am JUST as much a hero as YOU.
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
KNIGHT: That's fine and all. But do you REALLY think either of these humans can fight?
JASMINE: I'LL have YOU know in my universe, I am JUST as much a hero as YOU.
JASMINE: I'LL have YOU know in my universe, I am JUST as much a hero as YOU.
HOWARD: Have you been to Muir Woods? It's very pretty. It's kind of hard to get photographs of the trees since they're so tall.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
HOWARD: Have you been to Muir Woods? It's very pretty. It's kind of hard to get photographs of the trees since they're so tall.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
CTHONAUT A: What's the last thing you remember?
HOWARD: I remember... Eunice. She... talked to me...
DEAN: Eunice?
HOWARD: I remember... Eunice. She... talked to me...
DEAN: Eunice?
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
CTHONAUT A: What's the last thing you remember?
HOWARD: I remember... Eunice. She... talked to me...
DEAN: Eunice?
HOWARD: I remember... Eunice. She... talked to me...
DEAN: Eunice?
HOWARD: Have you been to Muir Woods? It's very pretty. It's kind of hard to get photographs of the trees since they're so tall.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
HOWARD: Have you been to Muir Woods? It's very pretty. It's kind of hard to get photographs of the trees since they're so tall.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.
ALEX: ...Muir Woods? No, I haven't been. What is it?
HOWARD: Let me surprise you. Please?
ALEX: ...Of course.