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Jeff Boyardee
@wonkavision.bsky.social
Dad, lawyer, member of MUFON since the 2nd grade, Brooklyn Bridge enthusiast, trail mix aficionado, believer (in Sasaquatch)
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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The man who assaulted Ilhan Omar is a MAGA man through and through, fiercely loyal to Trump, and attentive to his attacks on Ilhan Omar. That makes this yet another case of Trump-incited stochastic terrorism.
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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This is terrifying. Yet another way that the rhetoric from this administration (and dimwitted MAGA influencers) are going to get people killed.
#BREAKING: During a town hall event on Tuesday, Rep. Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social was assaulted by an attendee who sprayed her with an unknown substance and demanded she resign from Congress.

She declined treatment and continued the event a few moments later.
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Sledding, icy creek, snowballs, frozen fun
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
ALEX HONNOLD JUST FREE SOLOED TAIPEI 101! INSANE. 🐐
a man in a blue shirt says that 's how you do it in front of a canyon
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says that 's how you do it in front of a canyon
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:47 AM
It’s really coming down outside ❄️
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Last night, I was assaulted by a man at Sundance Festival who told me that Trump was going to deport me before he punched me in the face. He was heard screaming racist remarks as he drunkenly ran off. The individual was arrested and I am okay.

variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Man Arrested at Sundance For Racially Motivated Incident at CAA Party
A man was arrested at CAA's Sundance party after he declared he was proud to be "white" and allegedly punched a person of color.
variety.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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If you think American citizens should be summarily executed by masked federal agents, you’re not a patriot.

If you think the lawless goons loyal to our demented pedophile criminal president are greater than the people of Minnesota, you’re not a patriot.

You’re a fucking Nazi.
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Nothing beats getting to be a dad pillow (even when you really have to use the restroom)
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Blanche sends Ghislane Maxwell to Club Fed, kills an investigation of Ross, and launches an investigation of the victim. A truly evil bastard.
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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💡What to do if you lose power: bit.ly/4kfUK9r
🌡️Find warming centers near you: bit.ly/4blXLCF
✈️Grounded at an airport? See options: bit.ly/4pP2LmB
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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As winter weather impacts North Texas, here’s a practical guide to help you stay safe.

From home prep and pipe protection to driving tips, shelter locations and outage resources, this is your one-stop storm checklist.

➡️ Bookmark this resource guide
🔴 Live updates: bit.ly/468YQdg
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Fuck, and abolish, ICE

“5-year-old Liam Ramos was taken with his father while in their driveway after just arriving home from his preschool classroom. School officials say the child was used as bait to knock on the door and ask to be let in, letting officers see if anyone else was home.”
ICE has arrested four children in same Minnesota school district
School district officials in Columbia Heights, Minnesota, say their sense of security is shaken and their hearts shattered after four students from the district have recently been taken by officers wi...
www.cbsnews.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Your Chelsea!

#CFC | #UCL
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"Grimace just standing around. Is he even a legal resident? Have you checked his birth certificate? You think the Burger King isn’t looking at that? You think that low-IQ nasty girl Wendy doesn’t see a land full of fry grease reserves and say, “Wow, that definitely should be ours”?"
Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland
“In a text message over the weekend, President Trump told Jonas Gahr Store, Norway’s prime minister, that since being denied the Nobel Peace Prize,...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Holy fuck Caleb Williams
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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We take the points! 😁

#CFC | #CHEBRE
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Robert Sanchez has been a hot pile of garbage for @chelseafcn.bsky.social 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Welp @chelseafcn.bsky.social owner Todd Boehly enjoying the #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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"We're here to say f*ck Trump, abolish ICE, arrest Jonathan Ross, impeach Kristi Noem, and bring justice to anyone who's ever been wronged by the patriarchy and fascist communities," -one of thousands of Minneapolis protesters marching after ICE murdered Renee Good. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Who thought Hato would score for #CFC before Cucurella this season?
January 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM