Wonko The Sane UK
@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social
Hooman (probably)
Something something camel something needle something
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Something something camel something needle something
I was considering the same CCU. Think I'll join you. 👍
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I was considering the same CCU. Think I'll join you. 👍
Chariots of Fire from Below
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Chariots of Fire from Below
Snatching foreign players is the only way Trump's USA are going to win the World Cup.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Snatching foreign players is the only way Trump's USA are going to win the World Cup.
Sadly, mine's still "In Warehouse", according to the Lego website. 😞
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Sadly, mine's still "In Warehouse", according to the Lego website. 😞
To me, they're GMs - Guessing Machines.
Because that's ALL they can do.
Because that's ALL they can do.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
To me, they're GMs - Guessing Machines.
Because that's ALL they can do.
Because that's ALL they can do.
As long as they don't send you home with a Labrador.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As long as they don't send you home with a Labrador.
I have both seasons on my dvd shelf (I'm in the UK)
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I have both seasons on my dvd shelf (I'm in the UK)
Glassholes gonna glasshole...
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Glassholes gonna glasshole...
Labelling things is a recommended method for helping dementia patients stay in touch with reality.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Labelling things is a recommended method for helping dementia patients stay in touch with reality.
In the TV episode "Battlefield", Seven learned that a future self would take the name.
In the audio play "Short Trips: One Fateful Knight", Eight used the name while delivering baby King Arthur.
In the comic "Fugitive", Ten claims that King Arthur used to call him Merlin.
In the audio play "Short Trips: One Fateful Knight", Eight used the name while delivering baby King Arthur.
In the comic "Fugitive", Ten claims that King Arthur used to call him Merlin.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
In the TV episode "Battlefield", Seven learned that a future self would take the name.
In the audio play "Short Trips: One Fateful Knight", Eight used the name while delivering baby King Arthur.
In the comic "Fugitive", Ten claims that King Arthur used to call him Merlin.
In the audio play "Short Trips: One Fateful Knight", Eight used the name while delivering baby King Arthur.
In the comic "Fugitive", Ten claims that King Arthur used to call him Merlin.
We ALREADY know Trump's name appears in the files more than Epstein's does.
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We ALREADY know Trump's name appears in the files more than Epstein's does.
"Popular Alliance"?
a group of men are sitting next to each other with the words `` splitter '' written in white letters .
Alt: a group of men are sitting next to each other with the words `` splitter '' written in white letters .
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November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"Popular Alliance"?
Pretty sure that Miller is the only one "incompatible with Western civilization".
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pretty sure that Miller is the only one "incompatible with Western civilization".
I bet the toilets only have single ply to deal with the ensuing diarrhea.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I bet the toilets only have single ply to deal with the ensuing diarrhea.
By backorder, Lego means it won't ship until Wednesday. In the UK at least.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
By backorder, Lego means it won't ship until Wednesday. In the UK at least.
Now I want Second Breakfast!
two men are standing next to each other talking about second breakfast
Alt: two men are standing next to each other talking about second breakfast
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November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Now I want Second Breakfast!
So THAT'S where the swastikas came from!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
So THAT'S where the swastikas came from!
How will you turn that into burritos without any tortillas?
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How will you turn that into burritos without any tortillas?
A lot of EVs are on PCP or lease, which often requires the car to be serviced at a main dealer, so the mileage can be recorded during the service.
No clue what they're going to do about driving overseas though.
No clue what they're going to do about driving overseas though.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A lot of EVs are on PCP or lease, which often requires the car to be serviced at a main dealer, so the mileage can be recorded during the service.
No clue what they're going to do about driving overseas though.
No clue what they're going to do about driving overseas though.
True, but switching would make it SEEM more equitable.
It's either that, or an "EV Fuel Duty" as an additional tax on public charging.
It's either that, or an "EV Fuel Duty" as an additional tax on public charging.
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
True, but switching would make it SEEM more equitable.
It's either that, or an "EV Fuel Duty" as an additional tax on public charging.
It's either that, or an "EV Fuel Duty" as an additional tax on public charging.
Back before it all went digital, the MOT certificate had a box for optionally recording the mileage.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Back before it all went digital, the MOT certificate had a box for optionally recording the mileage.
Perhaps the government should also switch fuel duty to "pay per mile" (at a MUCH higher rate than the 3p for EVs) to even things out?
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Perhaps the government should also switch fuel duty to "pay per mile" (at a MUCH higher rate than the 3p for EVs) to even things out?
Reminds me of going to Diver City mall last week!
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reminds me of going to Diver City mall last week!
Wait until you find out who his dad is!
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Wait until you find out who his dad is!