Wontedtitan
@wontedtitan.bsky.social
Just trying to do better than the person next to me.
The first recipe for my new fallout cookbook, SPECIAL
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The first recipe for my new fallout cookbook, SPECIAL
Today’s Pokémon card is Slowking the royal Pokemon. It has incredible intelligence and intuition. Whatever the situation, it remains calm and collected.
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Slowking the royal Pokemon. It has incredible intelligence and intuition. Whatever the situation, it remains calm and collected.
Today’s Pokémon card is Slowbro the hermit crab Pokemon. If the tail-biting Shellder is thrown off in a harsh battle, this Pokemon reverts to being an ordinary Slowpoke.
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is Slowbro the hermit crab Pokemon. If the tail-biting Shellder is thrown off in a harsh battle, this Pokemon reverts to being an ordinary Slowpoke.
Today’s Pokémon card is Cloyster the bivalve Pokemon. Its hard shell cannot be shattered. Not even by a bomb. The contents of the shell remain unknown.
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Cloyster the bivalve Pokemon. Its hard shell cannot be shattered. Not even by a bomb. The contents of the shell remain unknown.
Today’s Pokémon card is. Shellder the bivalve Pokemon. Clamping on to an opponent reveals its vulnerable parts, so it uses this move only as a last resort.
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is. Shellder the bivalve Pokemon. Clamping on to an opponent reveals its vulnerable parts, so it uses this move only as a last resort.
Today’s Pokémon card is Seaking the goldfish pokemon. It makes its nest by hollowing out boulders in streams with its horn. It defends its eggs with its life.
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Seaking the goldfish pokemon. It makes its nest by hollowing out boulders in streams with its horn. It defends its eggs with its life.
Today’s Pokémon card is Delibird the delivery pokemon. It carries food all day long. There are tales about lost people who were saved by the food it had.
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is Delibird the delivery pokemon. It carries food all day long. There are tales about lost people who were saved by the food it had.
Today’s Pokémon card is Goldeen the goldfish Pokemon. It’s dorsal, pectoral and tail fins wave elegantly in the water. That is why it’s known as the water dancer.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Goldeen the goldfish Pokemon. It’s dorsal, pectoral and tail fins wave elegantly in the water. That is why it’s known as the water dancer.
Today’s Pokémon card is feraligatr the big jaw pokemon. When it bites with his massive and powerful jaws, it shakes its head and savagely tears its victim up.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is feraligatr the big jaw pokemon. When it bites with his massive and powerful jaws, it shakes its head and savagely tears its victim up.
Don’t judge me, but I just put up my Christmas tree.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Don’t judge me, but I just put up my Christmas tree.
Today’s Pokémon card is Croconaw the big jaw pokemon. Once it bites down, it won’t let go until it loses its fangs. New fangs quickly grow into place.
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Croconaw the big jaw pokemon. Once it bites down, it won’t let go until it loses its fangs. New fangs quickly grow into place.
Today’s Pokémon card is Vanilluxe the snowstorm pokemon. People believe this Pokemon formed when two Vanillish stuck together. Its body temperature is roughly 21 degrees Fahrenheit.
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Vanilluxe the snowstorm pokemon. People believe this Pokemon formed when two Vanillish stuck together. Its body temperature is roughly 21 degrees Fahrenheit.
Today’s Pokémon card is Vanillish the icy snow pokemon. Hot days cause its body to melt. It can be restored by refreezing it, but the process leaves its body slightly warped.
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Vanillish the icy snow pokemon. Hot days cause its body to melt. It can be restored by refreezing it, but the process leaves its body slightly warped.
Today’s Pokémon card is Vanillite the fresh snow pokemon. Born of an icicle this Pokémon uses frosty breath to make ice crystals, causing snow to fall.
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Vanillite the fresh snow pokemon. Born of an icicle this Pokémon uses frosty breath to make ice crystals, causing snow to fall.
Today’s Pokémon card is Sharpedo the brutal pokemon. As soon as it catches the sense of its prey Sharpedo will jet seawater from its backside, hurling towards the target to attack at 75 mph.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is Sharpedo the brutal pokemon. As soon as it catches the sense of its prey Sharpedo will jet seawater from its backside, hurling towards the target to attack at 75 mph.
Today’s Pokémon card is Carvanha the savage Pokemon. Each school has its own territory. Any intruders are majorly attacked with fangs bared.
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is Carvanha the savage Pokemon. Each school has its own territory. Any intruders are majorly attacked with fangs bared.
Today’s Pokémon card is Floatzel the sea weasel pokemon. With its flotation, sac inflated, it can carry people on its back. It deflates the sac before it dives.
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Floatzel the sea weasel pokemon. With its flotation, sac inflated, it can carry people on its back. It deflates the sac before it dives.
Today’s Pokémon card is Buizel the sea weasel Pokemon. It inflates the flotation sac around its neck and pokes its head out of the water to see what is going on.
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Buizel the sea weasel Pokemon. It inflates the flotation sac around its neck and pokes its head out of the water to see what is going on.
Today’s Pokémon card is Froslass the snow land Pokemon. It spits out cold air of nearly -60°F to freeze it quarry. It brings frozen prey back to its layer and neatly lines them up.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is Froslass the snow land Pokemon. It spits out cold air of nearly -60°F to freeze it quarry. It brings frozen prey back to its layer and neatly lines them up.
Today’s Pokémon card is Glalie the face Pokemon. Legend says a boulder on the icy mountain, absorb the distress and regret of a stranded mountaineer, giving rise to Glalie.
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Today’s Pokémon card is Glalie the face Pokemon. Legend says a boulder on the icy mountain, absorb the distress and regret of a stranded mountaineer, giving rise to Glalie.
Today’s Pokémon card is Snorunt the snow hat pokemon. It feeds mainly on ice and snow. It’s only able to survive in a limited number of places in the warm Alola region.
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Snorunt the snow hat pokemon. It feeds mainly on ice and snow. It’s only able to survive in a limited number of places in the warm Alola region.
Today’s Pokémon card is Starmie the mysterious Pokemon. At the center of its body is a red core, which sends mysterious radio signals into the night sky.
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Starmie the mysterious Pokemon. At the center of its body is a red core, which sends mysterious radio signals into the night sky.
Today’s Pokémon card is Staryu the star shape Pokemon. It appears in large numbers by seashores. At night it’s central core flashes with a red light.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Staryu the star shape Pokemon. It appears in large numbers by seashores. At night it’s central core flashes with a red light.
Today’s Pokémon card is Milotic the tender Pokemon. Milotic has provided inspiration to many artists. It has been referred to as the most beautiful Pokémon of all.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Milotic the tender Pokemon. Milotic has provided inspiration to many artists. It has been referred to as the most beautiful Pokémon of all.
Today’s Pokémon card is Feebas the fish Pokemon. It is the shabbiest Pokémon of all. It forms in schools and lives at the bottom of rivers.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Today’s Pokémon card is Feebas the fish Pokemon. It is the shabbiest Pokémon of all. It forms in schools and lives at the bottom of rivers.