I miss Twitter but I think most of the people whose actual content I care about (like, posting about their day etc) are doing that on here now. So in 2026 I resolve to give Bluesky a chance lol

HAPPY PRIDE ITS BI TIME FOR BI PPL

“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason

work introduced a mandatory full time RTO policy yesterday so naturally I am about to pop the hell off at the company-wide meeting today (respectfully ask a pointed question that I have written out on my phone and reviewed and edited well beforehand)

my friends are trying to convince me it’s better here than Twitter so I’m going to try being more active. good for me bc I’ll be getting lots of thoughts off my chest. bad for yall bc I’ll be getting lots of thoughts off my ch

reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended

I didn’t know how much mermaid smut, specifically, I had read until someone asked “where do they keep their uhh bits” and it activated me to rattle off a detailed answer like a sleeper agent

“he hates her but she is literally just Minding Her Business while he spends 50+ chapters very slowly getting over his own bigotry and realizing he actually loves her” is exhausting to read. if this was the kind of story I wanted to consume I’d just go watch Sound of Music

driving to work and thinking absently that there are people running around this very day who used to run Onceler ask blogs on Tumblr