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@wonton.bsky.social

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · Nov 9

hello.. meet my wife... Lohse Divinity2

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 5h

Basshunter - DotA

[Verse]
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
(I hear you man)
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
(I feel you man)
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
Å pushar på å smeker
Med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
Å springer runt å creepar
Och motståndet vi sleepar
(Let's get it on)

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 5h

17 in the Top 100, so yeah, less than 20%

this is why I always say, I think the most fundamental divide in music taste is whether you want singing or instrumentals!!! For the median person on the street, this stat would probably be like 95-100%

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 5h

vaguely related fun fact, i started searching through my Most Played playlist, and only 3 songs in my Top 20 even *have* lyrics

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 3d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 6h

16 min Heat 21 underworld with Aspect of Momus 👌

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 8h

as a famous villain once put it, "In any battle there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed."

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 8h

lol most broken run yet

Fear 16 surface in 18.5 minutes, pretty easily. I was doing literally 1000s of DPS

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 9h

She's not too bad at all (also it's just a cool fight)

Surface Vow 1 and every Vow 2+ is fucking insane, but they give you one pretty normal one

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 10h

now do it on Vow of Rivals

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 11h

unfortunately Facebook not only still exists, but because of Facebook Marketplace being the de-facto only remaining place to sell anything online, I recently I had to RE-make a Facebook account for the first time in 10 years 🫠

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 12h

when you read about disasters like Chernobyl, it's never 1 person pressing the wrong button or whatever, there's always 8 things in a chain that have to go wrong, any 1 of which being done right would have prevented the whole thing

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 12h

lmao had a big fuckup at work, in a manner which was primarily my fault, but also would have been entirely 100% preventable if any one of like 6 managers had just checked on it or said something 🫠🫠🫠

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 13h

Ahhhh i love when a villain or rival gets away, wouldn't know what that's like 🙂

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 13h

we've already blocked out the fact that every post's top replies were 100 blue checks and bots going "wow" "nice" and "check out my pics in bio" because of HOW BAD the situation was

it literally became unusable

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah people who immediately compare any social media failing to Twitter failed to understand just how badly and completely Twitter became a useless garbage fire

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 15h

maybe my body is saying "welcome to 34 bitch" or something idk

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 15h

how's it possible to 1) sleep 8 hours and yet feel tired all day and 2) eat only small, healthy meals and yet feel sick and bloated all day

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 16h

lol yeah no shit that needs a hotfix

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 16h

Was there some sort of bug to get them some other way?

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 16h

Skinsaw - would kill you painfully
Blackfingers - would kill you painfully
Gray Master - actually here to rob you
Reaper of Reputation - actually here for some gossip

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 17h

??? no they're doing the literal opposite, please google what 'parasocial' means

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 18h

I love how it goes from hot Pathfinder gods everyone would smash to "literally what the fuck"

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · Nov 23

** Level 7: Literally What the Fuck **

Naturally, I saved the best for last. Welcome to the abyssopelagic zone. Only the bravest Smash down here.

Charg
Cyth V'sug
Mother Vulture

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 18h

Ok but i absolutely cooked with this thread

I didn't say this at the time, but yes this was inspired by Karina Drawfee's "Digimon Smash or Pass" video

Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · Nov 23

After an hour of pulling images out my PDF, it's time for the PF2e Divine Mysteries Smash or Pass 🥳🥳

** Level 1: It's Borderline Fanservice Anyway **

if you know Pathfinder at all, most of these should come as no surprise

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 18h

same as a Classic launch "woah people actually want to play this? we should have more than like 2 servers on it? crap"

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 3d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 1d

The more I think about it, the more I think it's sick and based and I'm excited to keep playing towards the Epilogue. 🤔 i'll say no more for now to avoid spoilers