Wonton Goodsoup
@wontongoodsoup.bsky.social
!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME! I AM TRASH! A GARBAGE BOY!!!
yeah for sure. if he did reform he and nigel would have to have a fucking contract drawn up to legally stop them from eating each other
May 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
yeah for sure. if he did reform he and nigel would have to have a fucking contract drawn up to legally stop them from eating each other
if i were boris i would be angling to join reform because it would be a much safer bet than the tories at this point
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
if i were boris i would be angling to join reform because it would be a much safer bet than the tories at this point
it is my opinion that he did this primarily because the previous record holder was fucking strom thurmond (friend of joe biden!) in opposition to desgregation
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
it is my opinion that he did this primarily because the previous record holder was fucking strom thurmond (friend of joe biden!) in opposition to desgregation
comitted april fool's bit
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
comitted april fool's bit
he wont even dislike it? Literally his whole schtick is triggering the libs
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
he wont even dislike it? Literally his whole schtick is triggering the libs
I firmly believe they lots of them just have one (1) hobby and can't emotionally handle that it doesnt interest them much anymore
March 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I firmly believe they lots of them just have one (1) hobby and can't emotionally handle that it doesnt interest them much anymore
giving everyone under 40 in britain a gun and causing something measured by scientists in multiples of heavens gates
March 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
giving everyone under 40 in britain a gun and causing something measured by scientists in multiples of heavens gates
Egypt: Built one of the seven wonders of the world
-Yea man if you've got beer on the go take the day off to sort it
Britain: Paid 300 brazillion pounds to not build a railway
-Work until you die, worms
-Yea man if you've got beer on the go take the day off to sort it
Britain: Paid 300 brazillion pounds to not build a railway
-Work until you die, worms
March 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Egypt: Built one of the seven wonders of the world
-Yea man if you've got beer on the go take the day off to sort it
Britain: Paid 300 brazillion pounds to not build a railway
-Work until you die, worms
-Yea man if you've got beer on the go take the day off to sort it
Britain: Paid 300 brazillion pounds to not build a railway
-Work until you die, worms
thinking about the tablet recording work absences again
March 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
thinking about the tablet recording work absences again
smiling slightly as i imagine the obsidian dagger piercing my heart atop this fucking thing
March 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
smiling slightly as i imagine the obsidian dagger piercing my heart atop this fucking thing
most of them arent even feigning shock they've just glided smoothly onto "its good actually"
March 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
most of them arent even feigning shock they've just glided smoothly onto "its good actually"
uncharacteristically useful graph on the bbc about the last time they tightened eligibility
March 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
uncharacteristically useful graph on the bbc about the last time they tightened eligibility
also crucially sometimes the stranger just doesnt like the cut of your jib, so you have to spend a year appealing until someone who isnt ontologically evil looks at the case file
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
also crucially sometimes the stranger just doesnt like the cut of your jib, so you have to spend a year appealing until someone who isnt ontologically evil looks at the case file
Hey so update, it's policy not rumour
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey so update, it's policy not rumour
doing trump's "some, I assume, are good people" bit
March 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
doing trump's "some, I assume, are good people" bit
see you in one (1) week
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
see you in one (1) week
"not as bad as people said"/"had to be done, the costs were spiralling". Can't reach these people, they basically have the same capability for empathy as reform or maga
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"not as bad as people said"/"had to be done, the costs were spiralling". Can't reach these people, they basically have the same capability for empathy as reform or maga
Note much of a sense of scale so here's a picture I took while I was still working on the longboat
March 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Note much of a sense of scale so here's a picture I took while I was still working on the longboat
bluesky is like beavers its actually a kind of fish
March 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
bluesky is like beavers its actually a kind of fish
corbyn sending him this
February 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
corbyn sending him this
its a great position for people who enjoy saying "I don't like the cut of their jib". I guess people don't say that anymore. I think it's something involving "vibe" now
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
its a great position for people who enjoy saying "I don't like the cut of their jib". I guess people don't say that anymore. I think it's something involving "vibe" now