Hello Jerrrm (that's how that Bostonian vowel shift works, right?)!!! Nice to hear from you! Yeah, hear ya on the New Year's vibes; they're not great. They're actually fully poopy.
I fully applaud and join your sentiment towards KKKristians. "Fuck off and die" is perfection.
Soooo,... just hey back.

Natural selection shitting on creationists is funny.

I'm American, and I've never really understood why so many of my fellow Americans think everyone else in the world admires us and looks up to us as any sort of paragon to emulate; it has always felt a bit like living in a cult, and I've never been a fan of the feeling!

That is an excellent turn of phrase, so I will, of course, be stealing it.

I will, however, be using it quite differently than you, and will not at all be referring to legal technicalities. 🙂

If Ketchup gets on fake gold painted plastic ornamentation does the gold wash off with the ketchup? Asking for the WH janitorial staff

I mean, they are all various forms of child predators . . . 😣🤢

Posing with Pennywise is a weird choice.

They clearly can't; they still can't even spell it. Presumably, even the autocorrect/spell check in whatever anti-woke, anti-DEI version of a word processing program for big tough alpha boys they probably have isn't even familiar with it or programmed to acknowledge it in order to flag it.

Sad.

If natural selection steps in for a word with this . . . organism . . . it wouldn't be surprising. 😒

Yet another excellent reason to remain unmarried.

Yeah, but they misread it as "you're all going to die", and in a gleeful tone.

I mean, who among us hasn't made a little oopsie like that??

(Adorable pup!)

This has (horribly) been sitting in my phone just waiting for the correct moment of deployment, and, well, here we are, I think.
Kinda sums these dudes up, I think.

("peen size normalizer" . . . hehehe . . .)

Yes, and the second from the left is a first-level training mannequin for the part of self-defense class when they have you start honing your crotch-kicking skills. 😃