Woodenmask
@woodenmask.bsky.social
Father, writer, flea-market enthusiast
A new name, but the same silly content.
This week's episode of Storytime Cocktails centers around my ambition to sell a Christmas movie concept to the Hallmark Channel. Then we drink milk punch.
youtu.be/V1Iq8tOOwHo
This week's episode of Storytime Cocktails centers around my ambition to sell a Christmas movie concept to the Hallmark Channel. Then we drink milk punch.
youtu.be/V1Iq8tOOwHo
A Hallmark Pitch
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December 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A new name, but the same silly content.
This week's episode of Storytime Cocktails centers around my ambition to sell a Christmas movie concept to the Hallmark Channel. Then we drink milk punch.
youtu.be/V1Iq8tOOwHo
This week's episode of Storytime Cocktails centers around my ambition to sell a Christmas movie concept to the Hallmark Channel. Then we drink milk punch.
youtu.be/V1Iq8tOOwHo
In today's episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." Sugar Plum the elf fights the patriarchy. Then we drink a seasonally themed cocktail.
youtu.be/IWL2cCbPcKw
youtu.be/IWL2cCbPcKw
The Meeting
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December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In today's episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." Sugar Plum the elf fights the patriarchy. Then we drink a seasonally themed cocktail.
youtu.be/IWL2cCbPcKw
youtu.be/IWL2cCbPcKw
It's Christmas Special Season! In this week's episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." the Krampus has a backache. Then we drink a Pawnbroker's Cocktail.
youtu.be/NlbEZFzjaUY
youtu.be/NlbEZFzjaUY
Krampusnacht
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November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It's Christmas Special Season! In this week's episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." the Krampus has a backache. Then we drink a Pawnbroker's Cocktail.
youtu.be/NlbEZFzjaUY
youtu.be/NlbEZFzjaUY
In a new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." we listen to a story about a boy and his dog. And a girl and her cobra. And another boy, and his pelican. Then we drink a margarita in the woods, in the rain.
youtu.be/9sbwhd9GJE4
youtu.be/9sbwhd9GJE4
Familiars
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November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
In a new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." we listen to a story about a boy and his dog. And a girl and her cobra. And another boy, and his pelican. Then we drink a margarita in the woods, in the rain.
youtu.be/9sbwhd9GJE4
youtu.be/9sbwhd9GJE4
Delhi Cooler - Gin, fresh squeezed lime juice, pineapple juice, and garam masala syrup.
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Delhi Cooler - Gin, fresh squeezed lime juice, pineapple juice, and garam masala syrup.
In this week's episode of Funny You Should Ask... We examine the eternal mystery of why trees might order a pizza. Then we have a Liquid Picnic in the park.
youtu.be/3DvnYio06uU
youtu.be/3DvnYio06uU
Trees, Central Park, and Pizza
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October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In this week's episode of Funny You Should Ask... We examine the eternal mystery of why trees might order a pizza. Then we have a Liquid Picnic in the park.
youtu.be/3DvnYio06uU
youtu.be/3DvnYio06uU
A new episode of Funny You Should Ask... has dropped. This week, we look at the acts playing at a Vaudeville theater in 1921, and make two Prohibition-era cocktails. youtu.be/2x8EDf1XVL0
Pat and Julia
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October 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A new episode of Funny You Should Ask... has dropped. This week, we look at the acts playing at a Vaudeville theater in 1921, and make two Prohibition-era cocktails. youtu.be/2x8EDf1XVL0
A new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." is up. What if our ancestors weren't actually all that wise or benevolent? Then we make a Vengeful Spirit cocktail. youtu.be/nj37lHitDrI
The League of B-List Ancestors
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September 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
A new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." is up. What if our ancestors weren't actually all that wise or benevolent? Then we make a Vengeful Spirit cocktail. youtu.be/nj37lHitDrI
Samurai (AKA Vengeful Spirit) Cocktail - Vodka, sake, elderflower liqueur, lime juice, and fresh mint
September 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Samurai (AKA Vengeful Spirit) Cocktail - Vodka, sake, elderflower liqueur, lime juice, and fresh mint
In today's episode of Funny You Should Ask..., we discuss a creative way of ordering drinks, and make a twist on a tiki classic.
youtu.be/y-aWP5x5riA
youtu.be/y-aWP5x5riA
The Alias
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September 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In today's episode of Funny You Should Ask..., we discuss a creative way of ordering drinks, and make a twist on a tiki classic.
youtu.be/y-aWP5x5riA
youtu.be/y-aWP5x5riA
Cherry-Sesame Crumble.
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Cherry-Sesame Crumble.
A Kentucky Mai Tai - Rum, a splash of bourbon, orange curacao, orgeat, lime juice, simple syrup, and crushed ice.
September 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A Kentucky Mai Tai - Rum, a splash of bourbon, orange curacao, orgeat, lime juice, simple syrup, and crushed ice.
A new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." is now available for your viewing and drinking pleasure. This week's story asks how we would adjust our lives to frequent, dramatic miracles. youtu.be/TTBILRO-2ew
The Alchemist's Wa-Wa Pedal
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September 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
A new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." is now available for your viewing and drinking pleasure. This week's story asks how we would adjust our lives to frequent, dramatic miracles. youtu.be/TTBILRO-2ew
Working on an article for the Holidays. This is a Pawnbroker Cocktail (St. Nicholas is the patron saint of pawnbrokers): Apple brandy, Goldschlager, and fresh squeezed lemon juice.
September 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Working on an article for the Holidays. This is a Pawnbroker Cocktail (St. Nicholas is the patron saint of pawnbrokers): Apple brandy, Goldschlager, and fresh squeezed lemon juice.
@mrsfridaynext.bsky.social Thought you might like this: youtu.be/K8LY5VWZHmM
The Elephant in the Room.
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August 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
@mrsfridaynext.bsky.social Thought you might like this: youtu.be/K8LY5VWZHmM
Peach Daiquiri - Peach-infused rum, fresh squeezed lime juice, and peach syrup.
August 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Peach Daiquiri - Peach-infused rum, fresh squeezed lime juice, and peach syrup.
I have the cover this week:
August 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have the cover this week:
A new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." - A beautiful woman flirts with a new friend at a cocktail party in "The Elephant in the Room": youtu.be/K8LY5VWZHmM
The Elephant in the Room.
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August 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A new episode of "Funny You Should Ask..." - A beautiful woman flirts with a new friend at a cocktail party in "The Elephant in the Room": youtu.be/K8LY5VWZHmM
The Pink Elephant in the Room - Banana/peanut butter-infused rum, passionfruit cocktail, fresh squeezed lime juice, and grenadine
August 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Pink Elephant in the Room - Banana/peanut butter-infused rum, passionfruit cocktail, fresh squeezed lime juice, and grenadine
Tequila Sunrise - Blanco tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of Fresca.
August 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Tequila Sunrise - Blanco tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of Fresca.
A classic Gin Sour at Harry’s Cocktail Lounge in Queechee, Vermont.
August 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A classic Gin Sour at Harry’s Cocktail Lounge in Queechee, Vermont.
A new episode of Funny You Should Ask has dropped. "A Rough Morning for Leon" involves the intersection of magic, poor judgement and kazoos.
youtu.be/E7Uoe7vsXec
youtu.be/E7Uoe7vsXec
A Rough Morning for Leon
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August 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A new episode of Funny You Should Ask has dropped. "A Rough Morning for Leon" involves the intersection of magic, poor judgement and kazoos.
youtu.be/E7Uoe7vsXec
youtu.be/E7Uoe7vsXec