WoolWind
woodenwindz.bsky.social
WoolWind
@woodenwindz.bsky.social
Very tired, otherwise good.
#EugeneOregon
Please circulate this so it goes where it needs to go. This is not the first time this has happened in The Friendly Street Area!
June 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Any Italian banking families looking for a polymath to patronize
for your, and cultures, entertainment and enrichment?
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Saint Luigi,
Patron Saint of The Sick and The Dying
Patron Saint of The Dead and The Frying
Even if he shot him, he didn't
His lawyer won't have to work hard to win it
Martyrs aren't martyrs without martyrdom
In responding at all the police martyred 'em
January 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When I die, send my ashes to my boss; it would totally fuck them up
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by WoolWind
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by WoolWind
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Just finished season 2 of Misfits and Magic. My only question; will Evan end up with Jammer by the end of season 3?
December 5, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Nobody needs to know anything about me. Here I am in my sanctum sanctorum (my mom's house), planning my wicked magicks (eating a fig bar)
December 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Anyone have any film recs?
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 AM
The Woke Left is forcing me to go to bed
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Laying on a humans lap as a cat... I bet there's nothing else like it. Damn, I love my cats!
November 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I HATE Pepe LePew. DO NOT let him fuck that cat!!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Tag yourself, I'm gay Spock
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Keep having to remind myself I'm in Oregon, as a consolation cuz I really gotta manage my stress levels
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 AM
I lost a fucking follower after my Candyman tweet? Did-did Candyman get him???
November 9, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Can-
November 9, 2024 at 9:29 AM
One day, this place will be weird and awful, the way twitter used to be. And the world will be good.
November 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM