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Woodlouse [18+]

@woodlouse.bsky.social

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · Apr 9

hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.

$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character

To check my availability, check my bio or my website.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1h

what if i was dying of a terminal disease and the only cure was looking at cute girls and mens naked huh. what about that

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 2h

BEER!
ANTIPSYCHOTIC!
PROGESTERONE!

DO YOUR MAGIC, *NOW!*

(passes out fully naked on top of my bed)

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

BRO WHY DID YOU MISS KISSING PRACTICE????

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

bonus points if its at a party. i've always wanted to have sex with someone at a party super casually then give them my number and realize with dawning horror that i took their virginity

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

i feel like im not pretty enough to brag about this but i really like the idea of being someone's first.. i dunno, a kissless virgin who's totally astonished and counting their blessings that their first time is with *me* is a total ego boost, is all..

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

..and how desperately they'd moan as they thrust their hips against mine, drooling and grunting as they fuck someone For Real for the first time, slick with sweat, *begging* the whole time. for what, nobody knows, just repeating 'ppleasepleaseplease' as they hammer away.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

i've been thinking a lot about kissless virgins recently. and how they're really cute. i want one for my own again. i would laugh at how nervous they get when im about to kiss them. and how theyd squirm when i let them put their hands under my bra.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

maybe i want the lithe twink to get swallowed up betwixt my asscheeks while trying desperately to hit it from the back, is all.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

maybe i want a lithe twink in my dms every now and again. it's like one of those little bags of doritos you get at subway. lil treat to go before my meal

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

dont scare me like that bro! i had a delicious glass of lemonade and i was so startled by the sudden presence of penis that i dropped it into a bottomless pit...

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

MAYBE I WANT THE BOY TO MOAN!!!

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

just kinda crazy not being on constant high alert around people, y'know? it's nice. i hope the friendships im forging now last forever.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

i wish the world were smaller, though. i wish all my friends were an hour's drive away. love you love you love you.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

i guess it's just a little weird. i thought it was me that changed after i felt my walls lower around the people im close to, but im learning that it's kinda the inverse- i'm just not around the people that make me so upset and angry anymore. not their fault, just.. how things shake out.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

i like being able to relax my quills around people but it isnt easy and i feel so so lucky that i have a few people who i can be sure genuinely see me as something they want to have around. let alone whatever weird entanglements i tend to have with my friends.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

thought abt how much i love my mama and almost burst into tears. im so lucky to have the breadth of friends i have who are all so willing to accept me for who i am. friends who understand my eccentricities and needs. friends who i can *be* scared of things around because they know *why* i get scared

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h

all im saying is it makes jerkin' it feel crazy in my experience. and with the way my sleepstack pills make everything feel all soft and fuzzy i can imagine you could get real immersed in thinking about lying on soft tummy.

or stuffing your face in there would also rule, i figure

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h

does anyone wanna take melatonin, an antipsychotic, and progesterone and jack off together, fighting off the freight train of sleepiness heading toward us

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h

i keep forgetting youre why my timeline is infested with muscular men in effeminate, bridal positions

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h

AH!! AH!! WAIT, NO! (flails wildly)

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 8h

(deathly serious) now i will kill for you.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 8h

YOU MADE ME SO CUTE!! THIS RULES

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 8h

HOLY SHIT THATS ME

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 9h

Aside from the obvious answer of "things belonging to unfinished series i am trying to collect," maybe more classic horror flicks? ralph bakshi LOTR? stuff like that.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 9h

HOLY SHIT

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