Woody
@woodysbjj.bsky.social
Getting older but maybe not wiser ... Still muddling through and drinking wine
Watching Strictly and Nadiya's legs are as long as my entire body ...
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Watching Strictly and Nadiya's legs are as long as my entire body ...
Wondering if cabin crew bet each other how many times they can say 'do' in announcements? "We DO ask that you DO wait until the seatbelt sign has been switched off. We DO ask you to take all your belongings and DO hope you have a good onward journey" 😂
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Wondering if cabin crew bet each other how many times they can say 'do' in announcements? "We DO ask that you DO wait until the seatbelt sign has been switched off. We DO ask you to take all your belongings and DO hope you have a good onward journey" 😂
Slightly maudlin after two large glasses of wine & listening to the sublime James Ingram ... what a voice 👌
August 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Slightly maudlin after two large glasses of wine & listening to the sublime James Ingram ... what a voice 👌
Breakfast in the garden? Don't mind if I do 😋
August 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Breakfast in the garden? Don't mind if I do 😋
Just seen an ad for a new Chinese takeaway - Wok Dis Way ... 😂
August 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just seen an ad for a new Chinese takeaway - Wok Dis Way ... 😂
I may be vv old but I'm sure back in the day the bar was closed during theatre/show performances? So twats couldn't keep going out to the bar/toilet & blocking your view every 5 minutes??? Drives me nuts!
August 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I may be vv old but I'm sure back in the day the bar was closed during theatre/show performances? So twats couldn't keep going out to the bar/toilet & blocking your view every 5 minutes??? Drives me nuts!
Guess who just bought back the bikini they took to the charity shop (amongst other things) 2 days ago? 🤭
August 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Guess who just bought back the bikini they took to the charity shop (amongst other things) 2 days ago? 🤭
Feeling very virtuous today as I trotted off to give blood, only to find my iron levels were too low 😟
July 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Feeling very virtuous today as I trotted off to give blood, only to find my iron levels were too low 😟
Just realised I've got my dress on back to front. Follow me for more styling tips ... 😂
July 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Just realised I've got my dress on back to front. Follow me for more styling tips ... 😂
Aldi's elderflower gin cordial makes a pretty good Hugo spritz - cheers!
a woman drinking from a glass with a straw that has the word heineken on it
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July 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Aldi's elderflower gin cordial makes a pretty good Hugo spritz - cheers!
Sampled my first hugo spritz today - safe to say it won't be my last 😋
July 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sampled my first hugo spritz today - safe to say it won't be my last 😋
Someone's enjoying the sun!
July 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Someone's enjoying the sun!
Was in your neck of the woods earlier @hayls.bsky.social - was lovely in the sunshine! 😎
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Was in your neck of the woods earlier @hayls.bsky.social - was lovely in the sunshine! 😎
Hoping my online exercise class is cancelled - sorry to say it's tooooo hot! 🥵
June 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hoping my online exercise class is cancelled - sorry to say it's tooooo hot! 🥵
Visited a local flea market today - lots of old tat on offer ... 😟
June 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Visited a local flea market today - lots of old tat on offer ... 😟
Apologies if you can't hear your tv, it's just the Mr snoring ... 😟
June 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Apologies if you can't hear your tv, it's just the Mr snoring ... 😟
Met a lovely retired racing greyhound called Desmond on my walk today ... and got shat on by a seagull 😟
June 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Met a lovely retired racing greyhound called Desmond on my walk today ... and got shat on by a seagull 😟
Can we have summer switched on now please?
a dirt road in the woods during a rainstorm
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June 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Can we have summer switched on now please?
Why do appliances miraculously start working ok just hours before a replacement is due to arrive? 😟
May 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Why do appliances miraculously start working ok just hours before a replacement is due to arrive? 😟
I've finally won the lottery!! A free lucky dip and a fiver 😂
May 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I've finally won the lottery!! A free lucky dip and a fiver 😂
Had a lovely trip to a garden centre today, complete with coffee & a cream scone. This is how old I am now ... 😟
May 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Had a lovely trip to a garden centre today, complete with coffee & a cream scone. This is how old I am now ... 😟
I often dislike where I live - the town centre is a run down mess - but thankfully there are lovely walks not far away ...
April 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I often dislike where I live - the town centre is a run down mess - but thankfully there are lovely walks not far away ...